BB Kelly Sellier (1972) whispers to BB Lady Clutch '1938' (1978) "what did croc Pullman do to be put on the shelf with the Guccis?"
L C ' to K, "I don't know, I don't want to know. Did you know she's been monogramed? And in the Summer she wears a twilly, I mean...please. So common. Croc, show off, so unsubtle You'd think at her age...but no...*sigh*
K to LC "And as for the Bambous..."
LC to K "Oh my, word, I know what you mean, so LOUD, that colour. That generation is all 'look at me, look at
meee' Can you imagine having to be that colour
all day and night? And they're so big...PAUSE. No disrespect, you carry the inches elegantly"
K to LC "Hmmm, well thank you my dear, I'm the classic size and actually light as a feather, lighter than that so-called Plume. To think I knew her ancestors, the real Plumes, I didn't know what's happened to that family, disappeared for years and then 'look at me, look at me'. Should of bought the brown alligator when she had the chance, now he was a class act...but no, didn't listen, went for the green"
LC to K "Don't get lost in the grass ha ha"
K to LC "We certainly know you're coming he he, we can see you come out from the station from the house ha ha. And talking of size, have you seen the size of Web Bolide? I mean that guy has some serious issues. I mean all that girth
and a pocket at the front".
LC to K "What do the other Bolides say?"
K to LC "They seem to like him"
LC to K "They're Bolides, they like everyone. Out in all weathers, even the Box, always out".
K to LC "So true, never in, always out, and when they're in, they're always together".
LC to K "I could have gone out last week but no, madame RH had to go, couldn't wait, jumped off the piano, hardly anything inside her, needn't of gone. Not being mean but I would have looked better with that outfit, I'm not bitter of course, I'm just saying, I would have looked better."
K to LC "You were made for that outfit my dear".
LC to K "Thank you"
K to LC "Don't mention it, you were my dear"
LC to K "I'm off to the Italian tomorrow evening"
K to LC "Not if she gets a side table, then she'll take me"
LC to K "She saves you for best"
K to LC "She does, but once she took me into
Gucci"
LC to K "Did they know who you were?"
K to LC "Not likely, and if that lizard Gucci Padlock tells me once more that the SA at H thought she was me from the back I'll tear her scales out"
LC to K "Exactly, I mean, how does Pullman sit on that shelf?"
