If we’re talking one fantasy Kelly it would be a K28 retourne, noir Clemence with palladium hardware and an adjustable strap!! Could be long enough to cross body without a handle under a boob situation and short enough to not hang half way down my thigh on my short 5’2” frame. Big enough for a day out, small enough for a handheld evening (dinner in a smart restaurant maybe, not formal evening wear!).