LOL, great story. What is this folding you speak of? I too have many laundry sculptures, sometimes they become laundry flats when i decide i need that pair of socks off the bottom...
I have a flip and fold because I hate folding. It's the best thing since sliced bread. Everything is the same size and wonderful. It takes some work, but it's not that hard. Just make sure that you fold the pieces in that are off the board neatly.