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Too late. I just washed his face.

He was never much for grooming but he's been letting himself go lately. I had to trim off some matted fur last night. You'd think he's neglected the way he looks. Sigh...
 
LOL! I remember that old bit from SNL! He was a hoot!

I'm heading home tomorrow, BBL. DH went home on Sat. and the rest of the fam flew out yesterday for skiing.

Are you going to try to get in both the sale and the Festival of Crafts? I wish I could manage it, but will have to settle for just the F of C. :-(

We could get to the sale, no problem. Just a simple ride on the morning Vermonter, and then schmooze around the city until our invitation time. Then fight the rude crowds, every woman for herself, and the occasional huge guys who pile up the perfumes, ach, don't get me started. Anyway, if I go and I don't see anything it's almost a waste of trainfare.
The FofC is more obtainable. Just an hour away. During rush hour. With old PopEye. So, I called and invited Paul, but his Thursdays and Sundays are already spoken for. My DS won't take me. My friend doesn't want to go. So, I don't know what I will really do. I have had an offer of help from a darling PFer, but I still have to get to the train. Hopefully, if we miss the cocktail party, we will be able to drive down Sunday.
 
Hey!

BBL-glad DH is feeling a bit better. Sure wish I could help drive you around! We would have a ball!

It is 4 am and since this is my first time up, I feel like Collin le me sleep in!
 
Okay, since I'm dominating Chat at the moment, let's go for the trifecta. I bear a message from our Lala: She had emergency root canal surgery yesterday, and wants the Peeps to know she is okay, managed to obtain (with some effort) some reasonably effective pain meds, but will probably not be chatting for a while. I would like to request some feel better vibes on her behalf, please, because although she is not complaining, it was a root canal. Ow. Or, to paraphrase the now-unemployed and unemployable Charles Sheen, "Duh! Root canal!" So send Lala your good thoughts, please.
 
Okay, okay, I'm on fire, freakin' rock star from Mars here, so here's the idea: A chain of fast-food restaurants for dogs, with Henry as the spokesdog, called the "Chew 'n' Poo." Huh? Huh? Brilliant, right? Get in on the ground floor now, Peeps! It's a license to print money!
 
OK Mindi, step away from the keyboard!! Are you still on the drugs?! Whilst we're talking about animals toilet habits though, have you seen the YT clips of cats that have been trained not only to use the loo but to flush it afterwards as well?!!!:nuts: Brilliant! (Better not tell Pugsy, but there was also a very funny one of a pug that had fallen into the bowl!)
 
My sincerest best wishes to Lala for a speedy recovery :flowers::hugs:; root canal is not pleasant stuff. I would recommend using arnica cream on the face though, to help with any bruising! Had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out when I was younger (that would explain my level of intelligence now!) and didn't look like I'd done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, thanks to the cream I think.
 
I ended up not doing a whole day, B'mom. I shared my appointments with DDIL. It was fun!

I had to chuckle earlier today. I was in the Chanel store, and had my purse on a chair. A salesperson walked by and fondled my silky balls. I giggled to myself, and wondered what she'd say if I asked her not to handle my balls. :nuts:

Had my silky balls fondled by an SA in Bond St last week & she didn't even know they were made by H! :nuts:

I think obligatory training for H staff should include membership of this forum, that way they might have a better understanding & knowledge of the products they actually sell!!!;)
 
Had my silky balls fondled by an SA in Bond St last week & she didn't even know they were made by H! :nuts:

I think obligatory training for H staff should include membership of this forum, that way they might have a better understanding & knowledge of the products they actually sell!!!;)

Wow. I know H has a lot of products and not all stores receive all merchandise but Bond St is a major store in a large market and the SAs should be better prepared.
 
I got a call from my SA that rose shocking birkin 30 is arrived!! I need to answer to buy or not by today since she can hold it only 1 day...

I was waiting iris or blue de prusse......but i think rose shocking will be pretty too.
But isn't it difficult to wear? does anyone have rose shocking color?
give me some idea.....ah................help me!!!!

Currently i have 35 birkin in black, etoupe, and gold and bolide in rouge.
I usually wear jeans and im 29yrs old.....

thanks a lot
 
OK Mindi, step away from the keyboard!! Are you still on the drugs?! Whilst we're talking about animals toilet habits though, have you seen the YT clips of cats that have been trained not only to use the loo but to flush it afterwards as well?!!!:nuts: Brilliant! (Better not tell Pugsy, but there was also a very funny one of a pug that had fallen into the bowl!)

:rofl: I wish I could blame the painkillers. Alas, just naturally weird, even sans chemical enhancement.
 
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