Oh, that poor dumbdog! I have now had the experience with BOTH of my dogs of having to help separate them from their, um, solid waste, because it was following them around, attached by a hair or blade of grass they'd swallowed. The look is priceless: "This is supposed to go away whyisn'tthisgoingawaaaaaay?!?!?! MOMMMMMMMMM!"
This happens to Magic frequently, thanks to my long hair and her tendency to lick the carpet....
Poor girl gets so embarrassed.