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I thought for implants they went in right around the nipple so the scars wouldn't show. Not that I've had any, but I used to work for a plastic surgeon.
I don't have them but I have some friends who do. Depending on the surgeon & if it's to repair a botched job, reconstruction, or just upgrading size, they can make incisions under the breasts, around the areola, or go through the arm pit. That dot line is from something but there's no telling if they pose nude to model items for Ebay listings.
 

I live in Las Vegas and one of our ex lieutenant governors is a crazy hoarder that used to open his houses up to the public every year for nevada day—he had a crazy gold toilet in an Egyptian themed pyramid shaped bathroom with every wall covered in mirror tiles. That particular house with the crazy mirror bathroom and gold toilet was just auctioned off (foreclosed bc it was leveraged to buy some of the rest of the crazy horde)

I can only hope the new buyer comes across this “toilet art” to spruce up the place while redecorating lol!
 
This is another of the items he sold.

From the description:
All it takes is the most gentle brush of even a small part of a leaf and it will leave you, at best, hurting for a few hours, and at worst on the ground, unable to do much of anything as the pain progresses from the point of contact to each and every joint on its slow unrelenting climb up your arm. At times, you'll be sure the pain can't possibly get worse, but it will.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Gympie-Gym...D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
 
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