Funny, weird, bad listings list!

[Nikki_]

This one is rather "Perky" So you just wear it as is?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Womens-Girls-Black-Stretch-Mesh-Longsleeved-Top/182552294231?_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1&_trkparms=aid=222007&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=2&asc=41375&meid=89bbd7f2b8fd41f4a60b4d34b7535d7f&pid=1006

"Girls?"

 

[whateve]

"Girls?"

It's to show off the "girls"! lol

 

[Nikki_]

It's to show off the "girls"! lol

Oh, it's "those" girls.

 

[nicole0612]

It's to show off the "girls"! lol

LOLOL

 

[clevercat]

Insert voice of George Takei *here* Oh myyyyyy
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192203531442
Do read the description. I hope she gets a great price!

 

[whateve]

Insert voice of George Takei *here* Oh myyyyyy
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192203531442
Do read the description. I hope she gets a great price!

The picture with the dog is priceless! OMG, and she shows the wig!

 

[JenJenH8Fakes]

So what is she selling?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/COACH-AUTHE...620097?hash=item4d5b064801:g:T50AAOSwAPVZKd85

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ETA: And in case you do like the top, it's for sale too!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BEBE-HOT-SE...620327?hash=item4d5b0648e7:g:9egAAOSwBt5ZKeER

There are some antigravity effects going on here! Unearthly!

 

[Nikki_]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Junk-Drawer...538390?hash=item58f959de16:g:Vy4AAOSwFJBZUNON

In text: "The Picture is what will be sent."

Now, is one getting the items from the junk drawer or a picture of the items in the junk drawer?

 

[BeenBurned]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Junk-Drawer...538390?hash=item58f959de16:g:Vy4AAOSwFJBZUNON

In text: "The Picture is what will be sent."

Now, is one getting the items from the junk drawer or a picture of the items in the junk drawer?

That's a tough one to claim SNAD. One would assume that the "picture shows what will be sent," but if the buyer gets a picture and the description says that, I'm not sure the buyer will win.

 

[BeenBurned]

This isn't a listing but a belt that I saw at Savers.

WTH is "genuine simulated leather?!?!?"

 

[Nikki_]

This isn't a listing but a belt that I saw at Savers.

WTH is "genuine simulated leather?!?!?"

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Artificial leather.

 

[Hyacinth]

Artificial leather.

But it's REAL artificial leather!

 

[Jennie's Aunt]

You have to watch out for that faux artificial leather!

 

[BeenBurned]

But it's REAL artificial leather!

Yup, that's what made me LOL!

 

[Nikki_]

I didn't know that Cartier made Trinity earrings in this style.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/cartier-trinity-earrings/222540521865