Designer Brands You Will Never Buy

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So enjoying everyone's snarks!

Given my own contempt of Chloe Ediths, I found and extremely agreeable sight at Saks. LITERALLY dozens of Ediths ready for the sale tomorrow. hee.
 
I dislike all designers' mink. I just dont like it. And the LV MC with fringe, it looks silly. Also dont like the others' hermes but birkin n kelly, cause they're very overpriced. Any metallic bags cause they're flashy! Any suede bags... they are just too hard to upkeep. Any crocodile, lizard, snake, and reptiles skins, they are gross!
 
I'm going to borrow some from Annanas 'cause your list is so close to mine and I love your comments, so allow me to embellish:

-chanel cambon, ANY COLOR. Yep, I want to pay huge sums to advertise Chanel.
- LV monogram - no. see above.
-lv denim -- really exploiting the upscale aspirations of high schools students
-lv mc (even the real ones look fake and the fakes look real and who cares?)
-lv fringe -- This isn't real, is it? a nightmare vision.
-lv leopard - an abomination. Mr. Vuitton is rolling in his grave.
-coach -- boring brand, and the logo print is TACKY!
-Dior - never found any appeal
- Juicy Couture -- one of the first signs that the Apocolypse is not far off. Ghastly knock-off brand, awful and way way way overpriced. Emperors new clothes.
-d&b anything - wow, people will pay for watered-down coach!
-Chloe Paddington/Edith - I would rather join a gym for weight training, it's cheaper.
- Hermes Birkin - ridiculous amount of money to spend on a bag, I'd buy a rationally priced bag and give the rest to charity.
- Rafe/Fiore/Kooba - LV prices for so-what bags.

No offense to anyone intended.


So what do you like???
 
lv- unless it's the epi leather line, i've never been a huge fan of their monograms. but i love the mandarin color!

juicy couture - i'm sorry but it's silly to pay their prices! and i don't like the designs either

doony and burke - the whale? ew. overall, just yuck IMO

dior - i think it's the saddle bags, the one that has one side bigger then the other? i NEVER got that, it's the ugliest design ever!

goyard - just don't care for the design, but it might become hot soon! but i still don't care for it.

that's it! and anything by kate spade but lately she isn't doing so hot anyways. so i don't know if that quailfies.
 
I don't quite get the appeal of the Fendi Spy bag. To me it looks like a reptile with all the little horny bumps on it. And the price tag -- ack! (But I am willing to take another look -- I am interested in one on eBay.)

I can't quite "get" the Balenciaga appeal either. I guess I'm just not hip enough!

But I do love the Fendi B-bag and the LV groom series. I think the little guy is cute!
 
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