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I really don't get the Fendi spy bag appeal--it just looks odd to me. And the little hanging thing looks sort of phallic. I like the B bags though.
Also not a fan at all of the Dior gaucho--too asymmetric for me. I do like other Dior bags.
I can't imaging what Coach was thinking with the "Under the Sea" bags. They are so ugly!
 
i don't get the fendi spy and that fugly patent leather bags with the buckles on it, the dior saddle and the rasta collection. I don't really care for hermes either I'm not realy saying that because I can't afford beacuse I can't but I just don't get begging someone to take your money....I love balenciaga though it's my favourite!! and eventhough I have my LV'S it seems like everyone has them......real and fake
 
Y'know, the more I knock around this forum, the less I'm interested in LV. I don't know why... The collective effervescense of it all has fizzled for me. :shrugs:

Today I was at my DD skating practise, and sitting on both sides of me were nasty fake LV ellipses. I don't know, maybe these ladies got a 2 for 1 deal. Threads hanging off, cracked plastic, oh the whole 9 yards. :throwup:

Yeah, gotta say, I am over the whole LV mono thing. Damier too - it IS kinda like grandpa slippers... whoever said that^^.

I never liked the MC stuff. It's true that even the real ones look fake.:s
 
The spy bag, looks like something found at the bottom of Grandma's closet
Anything metaliic, just looks cheap
YSL Muse, nothing special
The B-bag, ridiculous
Chloe Paddington is just too heavy, come in handy if swung at a mugger, I suppose, that padlock could take somebody's eye out!
Coach and Dooney's do nothing for me!
Big Chanel logos!!
And it seems, like me, everybody hates the leopard on the new LV's...

For all of you who totally disagree with me, how boring would it be if we all had the same taste!;)
 
beauxgoris,
That is an interesting point about LV/Balenciaga. I think they are the opposite of other. LV is clearly a designer bag and usually quite structured, not soft and squishy. Balenciaga is much less status looking, very soft and light. They BOTH have so many knockoffs! I hate that fact.

I used to wonder about the balenciaga until I got one and am totally hooked. But you have to buy the one that you like - doesn't matter what anyone else likes. You know it when you see it.
 
The spy bag, looks like something found at the bottom of Grandma's closet
Anything metaliic, just looks cheap
YSL Muse, nothing special
The B-bag, ridiculous
Chloe Paddington is just too heavy, come in handy if swung at a mugger, I suppose, that padlock could take somebody's eye out!
Coach and Dooney's do nothing for me!
Big Chanel logos!!
And it seems, like me, everybody hates the leopard on the new LV's...

For all of you who totally disagree with me, how boring would it be if we all had the same taste!;)
Lol!
 
Fendi B-Bag
(most) Coach Signature (I have 1 optic signature bag, but I rarely wear it)
Dooneys in ugly colors (the It line, I only like it in black or white), and the hearts.
Some LV styles
LV perforated, denim (well I like it, but I can't bring myself to spend that much on a denim bag!!), charms, fringe
Dior Rasta
Prada nylon bags
 
OK, no offense to those who own these, but I can't stand:

D&B with the hearts,
LV mono bucket - it may be a classic but I can't stand the stitch around the bottom trim and the whole shape of the bag
LV perforated line
LV cerises
Most Coach bags
LV denim line
Fendi zucca line
Chloe Edith
Mulberry bayswater
Juicy Couture
 
Some LV styles
LV perforated, denim (well I like it, but I can't bring myself to spend that much on a denim bag!!), charms, fringe
Prada nylon bags

I think the LV Perforated bag looks sick (sorry to offend anyone who has it, but I'm terrified of aggregates of holes...ever since I saw a toad give birth to tons of baby toads through huge holes in its back, I became totally grossed out by holes). It's like someone was playing with extra yards of LV monogram fabric at their plant by punching holes into it with an office hole punch.
 
I think the LV Perforated bag looks sick (sorry to offend anyone who has it, but I'm terrified of aggregates of holes...ever since I saw a toad give birth to tons of baby toads through huge holes in its back, I became totally grossed out by holes). It's like someone was playing with extra yards of LV monogram fabric at their plant by punching holes into it with an office hole punch.

The visual of that (the toads) is freaking me out:sick: !
 
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