Over the weekend, I've found out that Chien means dog in French. Which lead me to the realization that Hermes has been marketing dog collars to us in the form of Collier De Chien fine jewelry and other items. I currently have the CDC rose gold bracelet and the matching ring on my finger and I don't know how to feel about it. Did H just indirectly call us all "female canines"? Well played Hermes, well played.