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#256
karmenzsofia said:
Choo:

I think it is incumbent upon you to take umbrage at this buyer's praxis of grammar, his proclivity to a superfluity of words that permeate each of the epistles through which he imparts his eminence and, inadvertently, indubitable indicia of derangement, perhaps intended to bereave you of words and immure you in inaptness, hitherto an unfeasible enterprise given your sagacity, which beseems a (bag)lady such as yourself. ;)
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I am a pretty intelligent person, but the minute I got to the 4th line I wanted to reach for a d*mn dictionary.

So FUNNY!
 
#257
karmenzsofia said:
Choo:

I think it is incumbent upon you to take umbrage at this buyer's praxis of grammar, his proclivity to a superfluity of words that permeate each of the epistles through which he imparts his eminence and, inadvertently, indubitable indicia of derangement, perhaps intended to bereave you of words and immure you in inaptness, hitherto an unfeasible enterprise given your sagacity, which beseems a (bag)lady such as yourself. ;)
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:roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
KZ: don't you worry ... umbrage has been taken. Severe, sever umbrage!!
 
#260
^oops ... see I was so full of umbrage that I spelled severe wrong. I think the word umbrage is hurting my brain. I'm going to be filled with pique instead. Resentment, bitterness, and pique. Yeah ... that's the ticket :p
 
#269
lovely64 said:
sounds like a plan:p yum:nuts:
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Hmm ... this sounds like a good plan, except what will I do if PayP requires my umbrage to defend me against the chargeback that I suspect is coming? They'll probably require me to mail them my umbrage with proof of delivery, insurance and signature confirmation.

And now I am bereazved of words ....

PS - KZ love, love, love the new avatar. :tup:
 
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