Warning......these are pretty bad.
Read below at your own peril!How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
