I did look at the Blush Elise pictures- but that is not patent leather- is it possible that the patent leather is a different texture?
Which one is not patent leather?
Quilted Elises were never made in non-patent leather, all the non-patent Elises on ebay are fakes of non-existing item.
In Spring 2006 (beginning of 06), Quilted Patent Elise were made in Black, Blush, Chalk, Midnight, and Cola.
For Resort 2006 (end of 06), Quilted Elises are coming back, but they will be non-patent leather; they will come in Black, White Chiffon, Topaz, Almond, and Saddle Brown. I am told by MJ stores that this is the very first time Quilted Elise is done in non-patent leather.
Is there ANY WAY that it could be real?
No. I am 1000% sure that it is fake.
Also, do you guys suggest me taking it into a MJ store (I live in New York) and asking- or will they a) confiscate it b) laugh in my face (I am tough so don't really mind the latter).
I don't think option a will happen. If it makes you feel better, you can bring it there to confirm.
are there EVER any real MJ bags that are sold on Ebay for less than 500 that are unused?
Yes. Certain styles/colors don't have as high re-sell values.
Stam (regularly $1200-$1275) and Quilted Patent Elise (regularly $1050) are 2 of the most faked styles, the authentic ones don't go too much below retail.