Oh, don't feel that way.
How about a LongChamp Pliage? For one moment, think of it as related to H, protector of H...
Next moment, ah... use it for diaper bag in the meantime.
But no structure, so you need a huge pursekit...
Alternatively, if there's amazona (rubbery material) for Garden Party, will it do?
Or maybe not, heavy isn't it....