Prince Harry and Meghan Markle thread

[Swanky]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Master Thread


A friendly reminder to stick to Harry and Meghan, a little off-topic is natural, but not for pages. Let's stick to the topic, please. No politics, discussion about members, etc.

 

[bag-mania]

You sure about that?

Well, no, but what happens on the polo grounds stays on the polo grounds.

 

[Lodpah]

I would not buy any of her food items unless (1) she’s food safety certified (2) inspected and licensed to sell and distribute food items (3) her kitchen is certified (4) and been TB tested. She better have a commercial license.

 

[LittleStar88]

When I worked in an office I used to say that I would be the easiest person to poison. Any time someone left a plate of cookies, cupcakes, or brownies etc. out in the break room, I’d always take one. Didn’t need to know where it came from. I never got sick but you ladies make me feel like I was taking my chances.

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I got poisoned at work from hummus brought to a pot luck. Was so sick! Got a call from HR to inform me of the salmonella and ask questions. Good times!

I didn’t eat hummus for a very long time after that!

 

[Chanbal]

Of course, Harry was touching Nacho quite a bit as well but his contact was genuinely affectionate, not staking a claim like Meghan.

 

[Chanbal]

I would not buy any of her food items unless (1) she’s food safety certified (2) inspected and licensed to sell and distribute food items (3) her kitchen is certified (4) and been TB tested. She better have a commercial license.

Is there an unless?

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

I got poisoned at work from hummus brought to a pot luck. Was so sick! Got a call from HR to inform me of the salmonella and ask questions. Good times!

I didn’t eat hummus for a very long time after that!

I was once served hummus that had obviously gone sour (left a tingling feeling on the tongue that comes with active fermentation, not just too much lemon juice) at a restaurant as part of their mixed starters and when I let the waitress know she informed me that I obviously didn't know what Persian food tastes like (besides the rudeness, hummus is not a Persian dish, but whatever).

 

[Sophisticatted]

There will be no negative reviews if only a selected few people were sent the jars. These are not available for sale and were just PR samples.

Well, there COULD be reviews if someone sent their sample to someone else, hence her rules about not regifting. The number is so they can be tracked should that happen.

 

[xincinsin]

I just can't fathom how she thinks selling jam is going to be the answer to her financial prayers when the market is already crowded with better products.

One non-jam-eating fan was ecstatically saying that she would buy the jam to show support ... and then force her family to eat it

 

[rose60610]

I expect Ghoul will send a box of ARO crap to the White House, or another high profile place, only to publicize the fact. It'd be something she'd do. I wonder if she's gifting some jam to Catherine? Probably not...

 

[Lodpah]

Is there an unless?

Should have said never would buy even if

 

[xincinsin]

I expect Ghoul will send a box of ARO crap to the White House, or another high profile place, only to publicize the fact. It'd be something she'd do. I wonder if she's gifting some jam to Catherine? Probably not...

Maybe a basket of goodies to Charles with tri-fold meaning: butter him up to get the Bank of Dad open, a subtle middle finger to claim that anything he can do, she can do better, and a PR show so that People magazine can crow about how close Charles and Lolo are. Father's Day is coming up, right? If she sends it by snail mail like she did the lemon olive oil cake, it might reach him in time.

 

[Chanbal]

My Review of Meghan's JAM!

 

[bag-mania]

One non-jam-eating fan was ecstatically saying that she would buy the jam to show support ... and then force her family to eat it

We’ll see how many fans actually buy it, when (and if) it becomes available. Since she’s an admitted Meghan fan I’m going to assume she’s all talk and no follow through, like her idol.

 

[viciel]

Waiting here with bated breath the release of Rachel's limited edition of minature jars of tears from her left eye, and of course, the anniversity limited edition (super duper special for those who is not afraid to drop $$$$ on the ultimate gift for their loved ones) ofr nano sized jars of tears worn as necklaces from her RIGHT eye - which is only legendary and never ever been caught on camera. Putting money aside for that as we speak.

 

[xincinsin]

Waiting here with bated breath the release of Rachel's limited edition of minature jars of tears from her left eye, and of course, the anniversity limited edition (super duper special for those who is not afraid to drop $$$$ on the ultimate gift for their loved ones) ofr nano sized jars of tears worn as necklaces from her RIGHT eye - which is only legendary and never ever been caught on camera. Putting money aside for that as we speak.

This reminds me of the ABBA turd in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.