Not eavesdropping, it was a public meltdown and everyone got an invite
That probably is a job I would be good at. Unfortunately, I don't have a car, so my search is limited to areas nearby or that pay enough to justify Uber.
I think I hoped Carlsbad was close to you, or at least easy to get to by Amtrak. You'd probably make a great SA at a store with high end bags.