You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

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When you get so caught up in choosing an H bracelet and scarf (and then deciding how to wear the scarf), that you repeatedly leave the house without putting on any other jewelry. Once again, I arrived at work and realized that I'm not wearing any earrings. :p
 
...instead of walking past the Hermes boutique in the mall to get to Neimen's, I will instead exit the mall, get in my car and drive and park in front of Neimen's because I know if I walk past Hermes, I will look in the window. If I look in the window, I will enter the store. If I enter the store I will most likely buy something. Therefore, I have to avoid walking past the store. I can't have any contact with the source of my addiction because I have no will power against it.
 
...instead of walking past the Hermes boutique in the mall to get to Neimen's, I will instead exit the mall, get in my car and drive and park in front of Neimen's because I know if I walk past Hermes, I will look in the window. If I look in the window, I will enter the store. If I enter the store I will most likely buy something. Therefore, I have to avoid walking past the store. I can't have any contact with the source of my addiction because I have no will power against it.

Your store must be my local store -- right next door to NM's? It gets me every time.:roflmfao:
 
...When during the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympic games the Austrian Team is announced you yell at the tv, "I hear your Hermes stores suck!!!"
as I have the purseblog app now I read your post this afternoon and I had such a great laugh!!! this was so extremely funny for me (I am from Austria) and this is exactly it!!! thank you:roflmfao:
 
swezfamily said:
...instead of walking past the Hermes boutique in the mall to get to Neimen's, I will instead exit the mall, get in my car and drive and park in front of Neimen's because I know if I walk past Hermes, I will look in the window. If I look in the window, I will enter the store. If I enter the store I will most likely buy something. Therefore, I have to avoid walking past the store. I can't have any contact with the source of my addiction because I have no will power against it.

That's it use that will power you can do this. LOL
 
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