You know you're addicted when you prepare for post-lockdown explanations of large package deliveries once H stores reopen. I've tried a few honest (so far) ones to gauge my husband's reactions. He pretty much never flinches and that is especially true when I time it such that he's en route to something important (work call, bathroom, shred junk mail, check tire pressure, etc.).
"I took advantage of a Memorial Day sale for winter clothes." Insert seasonal holiday as appropriate. Also makes me look thrifty.
"This one has been in the queue for months." (
Don't ask, she has something expensive going on for which I don't want to hear or know the explanation.)
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Amazon delivery." (Nods and assumes it's a Subscribe & Save soda water delivery.)