You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

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#1,966
I don't know if these ones have been said, but
(1) When you're contemplating bringing more people to Paris with you so you can score more H and get around the 1 B or K per person rule.
(2)When you plan strategically what days you will go into what H boutiques and purchase what items, and when you will ask if they have the bag you want so that by the end of your trip your a bound to get the bag of your dreams!
(3) When you plan to stop in an extra country on your way home, just to stop at H, and see what their store looks like and offers.
(4) When your S.A. is pulling items for and you know the price, leather, color, size, hardware, etc. better than s/he does.
(5)When your looking into getting a new house, and you tell your realtor you want the house closest to H, with a room that can be transformed into a personal, mini H boutique.

The addiction is real and i need help!:D:D:D:D:D
 
#1,967
LoverOfLuxe said:
I don't know if these ones have been said, but
(1) When you're contemplating bringing more people to Paris with you so you can score more H and get around the 1 B or K per person rule.
(2)When you plan strategically what days you will go into what H boutiques and purchase what items, and when you will ask if they have the bag you want so that by the end of your trip your a bound to get the bag of your dreams!
(3) When you plan to stop in an extra country on your way home, just to stop at H, and see what their store looks like and offers.
(4) When your S.A. is pulling items for and you know the price, leather, color, size, hardware, etc. better than s/he does.
(5)When your looking into getting a new house, and you tell your realtor you want the house closest to H, with a room that can be transformed into a personal, mini H boutique.

The addiction is real and i need help!:D:D:D:D:D
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Great post! Guilty of 1-4. :)
 
#1,968
LoverOfLuxe said:
I don't know if these ones have been said, but
(1) When you're contemplating bringing more people to Paris with you so you can score more H and get around the 1 B or K per person rule.
(2)When you plan strategically what days you will go into what H boutiques and purchase what items, and when you will ask if they have the bag you want so that by the end of your trip your a bound to get the bag of your dreams!
(3) When you plan to stop in an extra country on your way home, just to stop at H, and see what their store looks like and offers.
(4) When your S.A. is pulling items for and you know the price, leather, color, size, hardware, etc. better than s/he does.
(5)When your looking into getting a new house, and you tell your realtor you want the house closest to H, with a room that can be transformed into a personal, mini H boutique.

The addiction is real and i need help!:D:D:D:D:D
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Oh my !! So true for me from 1-4. I prefer traveling now to countries with H because the inventory in each one is so different.
 
#1,969
When you realise your next H purchase is going to be more expensive than your new bed, and you really love sleeping.

When you are looking at the colour map in a paint store, find a purple colour named Anemone and roll your eyes in embarrassment for the designer and the company — that colour is Iris, for Hermès sake!
 
#1,970
Goldfox said:
When you realise your next H purchase is going to be more expensive than your new bed, and you really love sleeping.

When you are looking at the colour map in a paint store, find a purple colour named Anemone and roll your eyes in embarrassment for the designer and the company — that colour is Iris, for Hermès sake!
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Lol! Love this! Agreed :)
 
#1,974
LoverOfLuxe said:
I don't know if these ones have been said, but
(1) When you're contemplating bringing more people to Paris with you so you can score more H and get around the 1 B or K per person rule.
(2)When you plan strategically what days you will go into what H boutiques and purchase what items, and when you will ask if they have the bag you want so that by the end of your trip your a bound to get the bag of your dreams!
(3) When you plan to stop in an extra country on your way home, just to stop at H, and see what their store looks like and offers.
(4) When your S.A. is pulling items for and you know the price, leather, color, size, hardware, etc. better than s/he does.
(5)When your looking into getting a new house, and you tell your realtor you want the house closest to H, with a room that can be transformed into a personal, mini H boutique.

The addiction is real and i need help!:D:D:D:D:D
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I asked my daughter to practice "bingo" song on piano but instead of saying bingo, I said Birkin. She stared and me for 2 seconds and asked what birkin. [emoji28]
 
#1,980
Omg!!! I laughed so much reading everyone's funny anecdotes!!! Thank u for sharing [emoji173]️

For me...
When I start visiting the store so often that everyone working at the store greet me like an old friend and when I am leaving, all of them say "see you tomorrow"[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
 
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