What kind of extension cords do LV owners use?

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I've been saving up all year for Black Friday weekend and I'm fearful I still haven't saved enough from my Hedge Fund Manager salary and bonuses. I'm thinking of selling one of my kidneys in addition to get the extension cords I REALLY want. Scars heal, right? I could shop online as soon as I woke up from the anesthesia so I don't miss out. I wonder what I could get for a kidney AND a portion of my liver, maybe throw in a lung for good measure. Ultimately my collection will be the envy of all, and that is what matters. I can't stand superficial people who are like "I only buy Epi leather in Indigo". When a cord speaks to me, I don't care if it's epi, canvas, or ostrich. If beauty is power, then cords rule the world.

This is so true!
But please don’t sell body parts to fund a cord obsession.
Eventually you will tire of the cord and will have no more parts to sell.
 
Thanks for the great advice. I hadn't thought of that, running out of parts. And I would have, too. Of course it wouldn't have occurred to me until I got down to my brain and then I'd have to make a decision. But I don't think anybody would want it or they'd turn into a cord freak too! Every new season always has a must-have cord, like there's aways a must-have toy at Christmas, then things get ugly. Fights break out at stores, competition is fierce, we're forced to go multiple stores just to find one in stock if we're lucky. Then I think of all the people who have no cords at all and my heart breaks for them. I briefly consider parting with some of my cords, then come to my senses and ask myself: "What am I--stupid or something?"
 
Thanks for the great advice. I hadn't thought of that, running out of parts. And I would have, too. Of course it wouldn't have occurred to me until I got down to my brain and then I'd have to make a decision. But I don't think anybody would want it or they'd turn into a cord freak too! Every new season always has a must-have cord, like there's aways a must-have toy at Christmas, then things get ugly. Fights break out at stores, competition is fierce, we're forced to go multiple stores just to find one in stock if we're lucky. Then I think of all the people who have no cords at all and my heart breaks for them. I briefly consider parting with some of my cords, then come to my senses and ask myself: "What am I--stupid or something?"

That’s why we have this forum! It helps keep things in perspective.
I did see some crazy fights on tv and my SA said folks were knocking over racks to get to the holiday cords on Black Friday.
 
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