I've been saving up all year for Black Friday weekend and I'm fearful I still haven't saved enough from my Hedge Fund Manager salary and bonuses. I'm thinking of selling one of my kidneys in addition to get the extension cords I REALLY want. Scars heal, right? I could shop online as soon as I woke up from the anesthesia so I don't miss out. I wonder what I could get for a kidney AND a portion of my liver, maybe throw in a lung for good measure. Ultimately my collection will be the envy of all, and that is what matters. I can't stand superficial people who are like "I only buy Epi leather in Indigo". When a cord speaks to me, I don't care if it's epi, canvas, or ostrich. If beauty is power, then cords rule the world.
This is so true!
But please don’t sell body parts to fund a cord obsession.
Eventually you will tire of the cord and will have no more parts to sell.