What kind of extension cords do LV owners use?

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I really need to consider taking a break and rowing on over to ban island. My Home Depot card was declined yesterday and it was a rude awakening. What am I doing with my life? How many extension cords does a girl really need?

Home Depot likely identified you as a reseller because you've purchased so many cords and therefore declined your card. You can't purchase another until 12 months have passed since your last purchase. Fact is, one can never have too many cords. How can they hold us to a measly 36 cords a years? That's only three a month. Don't they have any idea of the variations of electronics across the globe? Do what I do: Assume numerous identities and aliases. Get a credit card under each name. And shop your heart out. Where there's a will there's a way.
 
Home Depot likely identified you as a reseller because you've purchased so many cords and therefore declined your card. You can't purchase another until 12 months have passed since your last purchase. Fact is, one can never have too many cords. How can they hold us to a measly 36 cords a years? That's only three a month. Don't they have any idea of the variations of electronics across the globe? Do what I do: Assume numerous identities and aliases. Get a credit card under each name. And shop your heart out. Where there's a will there's a way.
Thank you for the useful tips! Every cord lover needs to know this trick!
 
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Thank you for the useful tips! Every cord lover needs to know this trick!

You're most welcome. I know MANY tips and tricks. For instance:

The most common question I get is: "How do I justify to my friends/spouse/nosy neighbor/coworkers etc my out-of-control collection of extension cords and my endless pursuit of acquiring more and more?

EASY!
Simply state just some of the uses for extension cords. Some uses call for certain lengths. Some for different amperage ratings. Some for different wire gauges, or grounding, and on and on. The more annoying the person the longer your list of uses.

Then turn the tables on THEM! Ask THEM: "What kind/length/amperage/wire gauge extension cord do YOU use for YOUR....circular saw/hedge trimmers/patio lights/ hairdryer/margarita mixer/whatever?

Anticipate a blank stare reaction. Then go in for the kill.

Exclaim: (wide-eyed and flipping your hair back): "What? What do you mean you don't know? I hope to goodness your house isn't in danger of burning to the ground as we speak." Make THEM sound like negligent dullards for not having a stockpile of extension cords themselves. They'll stammer and stutter and announce they "have to be somewhere" and run like cheetahs after a limping wildebeest. And never ask you again.

See? I told you it was easy.

Don't get me started on surge protectors. Wait! I take that back. You can connect surge protectors to extension cords also. I'm not saying it won't burn your house down like toothpicks in H*ll, I AM saying it provides yet another explanation for those cross-armed Doubting Thomases who enjoy raining your parade. I like to consider myself a well grounded person. I'm just here to help.
 
I agree a twilly would be stunning but it seems many of us don’t seem to have the talent to tie them properly. I think the covers are going to be marketed to the senior extension cord buyers.

As one ages arthritis in the fingers and hands can make you rethink about buying complicated extension cords. Instead of ornate some may have to go back to basic no frill cords.
I find your comment ageist, I’m in my sixties and I can handle any style of EC with ease. Although of course there may be some who do have issues. I guess I spoke in haste. Disregard this post.
 
You're most welcome. I know MANY tips and tricks. For instance:

The most common question I get is: "How do I justify to my friends/spouse/nosy neighbor/coworkers etc my out-of-control collection of extension cords and my endless pursuit of acquiring more and more?

EASY!
Simply state just some of the uses for extension cords. Some uses call for certain lengths. Some for different amperage ratings. Some for different wire gauges, or grounding, and on and on. The more annoying the person the longer your list of uses.

Then turn the tables on THEM! Ask THEM: "What kind/length/amperage/wire gauge extension cord do YOU use for YOUR....circular saw/hedge trimmers/patio lights/ hairdryer/margarita mixer/whatever?

Anticipate a blank stare reaction. Then go in for the kill.

Exclaim: (wide-eyed and flipping your hair back): "What? What do you mean you don't know? I hope to goodness your house isn't in danger of burning to the ground as we speak." Make THEM sound like negligent dullards for not having a stockpile of extension cords themselves. They'll stammer and stutter and announce they "have to be somewhere" and run like cheetahs after a limping wildebeest. And never ask you again.

See? I told you it was easy.

Don't get me started on surge protectors. Wait! I take that back. You can connect surge protectors to extension cords also. I'm not saying it won't burn your house down like toothpicks in H*ll, I AM saying it provides yet another explanation for those cross-armed Doubting Thomases who enjoy raining your parade. I like to consider myself a well grounded person. I'm just here to help.
I bow down to you with gratitude, rose60610! Not only am I now armed with some snappy responses for those Negative Nancy’s and Nicholas’, I actually spit out some of my morning coffee, laughing!
 
I just stumbled on this thread and I’m SO CONFUSED. 78 pages of different styles, sizes, colours, I’m lost. Is there an EC reference thread somewhere? TIA!

I have good news for you!

I do agree the vast selection of extension cords can be overwhelming to novices. Some people get intimidated at the sight of a Home Depot. The trick is to force yourself through the door and head to the paint section (away from the EC's). Immerse yourself in all the pretty color palettes and imagine how improved your favorite room could be with a new color and MATCHING extension cords. You'll be magnetically drawn to the EC aisles and fall in love with all the possibilities. You'll buy several for each room in your house! Your friends will be awed and envious. You'll be the new talk of the town. Strangers will come to your door and ask to see your EC's. Charge them admission (the gears should always be turning in your head---and leverage that money to buy new EC's:graucho::loveeyes:).

If you work it right, you can build an addition to your house--with---you guessed it, LOTS of outlets for even more extension cords. Before long you can quit your day job and just collect admission fees. It's up to you if you want to offer family memberships.
 
You're most welcome. I know MANY tips and tricks. For instance:

The most common question I get is: "How do I justify to my friends/spouse/nosy neighbor/coworkers etc my out-of-control collection of extension cords and my endless pursuit of acquiring more and more?

EASY!
Simply state just some of the uses for extension cords. Some uses call for certain lengths. Some for different amperage ratings. Some for different wire gauges, or grounding, and on and on. The more annoying the person the longer your list of uses.

Then turn the tables on THEM! Ask THEM: "What kind/length/amperage/wire gauge extension cord do YOU use for YOUR....circular saw/hedge trimmers/patio lights/ hairdryer/margarita mixer/whatever?

Anticipate a blank stare reaction. Then go in for the kill.

Exclaim: (wide-eyed and flipping your hair back): "What? What do you mean you don't know? I hope to goodness your house isn't in danger of burning to the ground as we speak." Make THEM sound like negligent dullards for not having a stockpile of extension cords themselves. They'll stammer and stutter and announce they "have to be somewhere" and run like cheetahs after a limping wildebeest. And never ask you again.

See? I told you it was easy.

Don't get me started on surge protectors. Wait! I take that back. You can connect surge protectors to extension cords also. I'm not saying it won't burn your house down like toothpicks in H*ll, I AM saying it provides yet another explanation for those cross-armed Doubting Thomases who enjoy raining your parade. I like to consider myself a well grounded person. I'm just here to help.

I have good news for you!

I do agree the vast selection of extension cords can be overwhelming to novices. Some people get intimidated at the sight of a Home Depot. The trick is to force yourself through the door and head to the paint section (away from the EC's). Immerse yourself in all the pretty color palettes and imagine how improved your favorite room could be with a new color and MATCHING extension cords. You'll be magnetically drawn to the EC aisles and fall in love with all the possibilities. You'll buy several for each room in your house! Your friends will be awed and envious. You'll be the new talk of the town. Strangers will come to your door and ask to see your EC's. Charge them admission (the gears should always be turning in your head---and leverage that money to buy new EC's:graucho::loveeyes:).

If you work it right, you can build an addition to your house--with---you guessed it, LOTS of outlets for even more extension cords. Before long you can quit your day job and just collect admission fees. It's up to you if you want to offer family memberships.
You are a genius!!!!
VERY FUNNY TOO!:lol::lol::lol:
 
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I have good news for you!

I do agree the vast selection of extension cords can be overwhelming to novices. Some people get intimidated at the sight of a Home Depot. The trick is to force yourself through the door and head to the paint section (away from the EC's). Immerse yourself in all the pretty color palettes and imagine how improved your favorite room could be with a new color and MATCHING extension cords. You'll be magnetically drawn to the EC aisles and fall in love with all the possibilities. You'll buy several for each room in your house! Your friends will be awed and envious. You'll be the new talk of the town. Strangers will come to your door and ask to see your EC's. Charge them admission (the gears should always be turning in your head---and leverage that money to buy new EC's:graucho::loveeyes:).

If you work it right, you can build an addition to your house--with---you guessed it, LOTS of outlets for even more extension cords. Before long you can quit your day job and just collect admission fees. It's up to you if you want to offer family memberships.
:lol:
 
I have good news for you!

I do agree the vast selection of extension cords can be overwhelming to novices. Some people get intimidated at the sight of a Home Depot. The trick is to force yourself through the door and head to the paint section (away from the EC's). Immerse yourself in all the pretty color palettes and imagine how improved your favorite room could be with a new color and MATCHING extension cords. You'll be magnetically drawn to the EC aisles and fall in love with all the possibilities. You'll buy several for each room in your house! Your friends will be awed and envious. You'll be the new talk of the town. Strangers will come to your door and ask to see your EC's. Charge them admission (the gears should always be turning in your head---and leverage that money to buy new EC's:graucho::loveeyes:).

If you work it right, you can build an addition to your house--with---you guessed it, LOTS of outlets for even more extension cords. Before long you can quit your day job and just collect admission fees. It's up to you if you want to offer family memberships.
So I talked to DH about the possibility of my collecting ECs as well as handbags. He told me he has an EC at work that's A MILE LONG:faint:, can this really be true? I told him size isn't everything but he insists it really is a mile, should I believe him? I've asked for a mod shot, will post when I get it.
 
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