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#92
remainsilly said:
Thanks. :)
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Today, Rhubarb declared himself a wilderness explorer.
Which meant he borrowed a hat, garden clogs & clip-on thermometer.
Then stood in flowerbed for 45 minutes.

He hoped to lure some wilderness in his direction.
Using ginger snaps.
Which he'd stuffed into front of clogs before leaving kitchen.

Unfortunately, tasty ginger snaps didn't last long on bear's adventure.
And excellent plan failed.
No mountains or jungles stopped by for a chat. :(
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Honestly! No wonder the wildlife stayed away - he's using competely the wrong biscuits, everyone knows you need chocolate digestives for intrepidness in the wilderness :smile1: he gets points for style though ;)
 
#93
Thanks, all. ♥
Pessie: wrong biscuits?! Hehehehe :D
Ludmilla: a squirrel & several insects--teeny wilderness? ;)
Panda: you're on mummy list--bear's name? :)
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Because of Rhubarb's lingering wilderness disappointment,
I bought him a toy lizard.
Which he immediately named, Jimmy.

Bear decided that Jimmy the lizard was friendly.
And liked to wave @ everyone.
So, he happily waggled Jimmy's rubbery blue arm @ all nearby.
For 2 solid hours.

Dog, trying to sleep, was not amused.
Particularly as Jimmy repeatedly screamed, "Hi, Hi, Hi!!!"
In Rhubarb's voice.
 

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Over breakfast, Rhubarb told Jimmy they'd play a game.
Then tucked a spoon into toy lizard's mouth.
And tied napkins around both their necks.

To many observers, bear next went outside & did the following:
--wore green post-it note on head & waved spoon.
--dragged empty egg carton, with plastic lizard on top, over concrete.
--stopped to rearrange pattern of 3 crumpled aluminum foil balls. Over & over.
--sang nonsense tunes with imaginary words.

But, a fortunate few saw 2 brave space-cowboys.
Battling against tremendous evil. Armed with strong twine & tiny flatware.
Convinced our fragile universe endured, thanks to nonsense.
 

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#101
remainsilly said:
Over breakfast, Rhubarb told Jimmy they'd play a game.
Then tucked a spoon into toy lizard's mouth.
And tied napkins around both their necks.

To many observers, bear next went outside & did the following:
--wore green post-it note on head & waved spoon.
--dragged empty egg carton, with plastic lizard on top, over concrete.
--stopped to rearrange pattern of 3 crumpled aluminum foil balls. Over & over.
--sang nonsense tunes with imaginary words.

But, a fortunate few saw 2 brave space-cowboys.
Battling against tremendous evil. Armed with strong twine & tiny flatware.
Convinced our fragile universe endured, thanks to nonsense.
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In a mad world, this makes a lot of sense - thank heavens for Rhubarb :smile1:
 
#102
When I was scrolling on the Burberry website looking for a scarf, I saw teddy bears [emoji7], but they are too expensive for me. Hubby would get a heart attack, if I ordered this one..ImageUploadedByPurseForum1448384368.098813.jpg
 
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