Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

[caitlin1214]

Umm . . . okay, Touch Me and Body Language sound decent.


Decent in the "you're never going to win a Grammy EVER" sense.



This is . . . umm . . . .



Her bikini is cute.

 

[SPOILEDkiwi]

oh boy, I'm sure Lauren Conrad is loving this.

 

[caitlin1214]

A few pointers . . . . The music should be playing in the background as she's frolicking on the beach to the music.

And she needs to stop singing out of her head and she needs to use her diaphragm.

She needs voice lessons for that matter.

And she needs to en-NUN-ci-ate.

And the video should have maybe a few seconds of standing on the rocks with the wind blowing through her hair. And she should be wearing a cute white sundress. The whole effect should look as if she's about to take flight from the rock at any second.

 

[daphodill84]

Although I guess what she got what she was going for -- attention! People all over the internet are talking (Hey, i guess she doesn't care if its negative attention)

 

[mewlicious]

My cat jumped up onto the wall while I was listening to this

I'm trusting your cat. I couldn't last a minute in!

 

[LaLohan]

oh boy, I'm sure Lauren Conrad is loving this.

 

[LaLohan]

Heidi Montag, seen here shopping at Rumor's yesterday, responded to the comments about her new music video. While most people now fully grasp the artistic stylings of Paris Hilton, Heidi was happy for the feedback, according to People:

“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”​

When she's not setting women's right movements back at least a hundred years, I wonder how many times Heidi Montag gets patted on the head and handed a dog biscuit. I'm guessing a lot.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

 

[LOOKINGOOD35]

In the words of my grandmother " Oh My Bless her heart"
If you are from the south you know what that means.

 

[MissyO]

Well, that is three minutes of my life I will never get back!

That is horrible!

 

[blueeyez259]

OMG this is so awful! She looks like she is lip-synching...

 

[_x13]

Well in the video she will be! I love how obviously computerised the higher notes are, she must be a truly awful singer in person.

 

[razorbackbelle0]

 

[twochubbycheeks]

What were her Record Producers THINKING???? :wondering

I HATE HEEEEEEER!!!!! I get annoyed when I see her face on TV!!!!

I wonder what Simon Cowell's thoughts on this Heidi's brave venture into the Music Biz! LOL

 

[Cheryl24]

OMG, my ears are bleeding.

Why does her chest look so much bigger to me now? Did she get newer implants?

 

[tachikomatic]

Heidi Montag, seen here shopping at Rumor's yesterday, responded to the comments about her new music video. While most people now fully grasp the artistic stylings of Paris Hilton, Heidi was happy for the feedback, according to People:

“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”​

When she's not setting women's right movements back at least a hundred years, I wonder how many times Heidi Montag gets patted on the head and handed a dog biscuit. I'm guessing a lot.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

I definitely believe that. I kind of doubt she knows how to use a computer. Or walk and chew gum.