Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

[ByeKitty]

Heidi, cut your hair shoulder length, dye it in a more natural looking shade, wear clothes that make you look all mature and stuff, and try to score a reality show called:
"Heidi Montag's road to maturity: living the housewife lifestyle!"

I want my 10 percent!

 

[knics33]

^hahahahahaha!!! perfect!

 

[Brina]

Heidi and Spencer to direct porn?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have been offered the chance at making a film, but not a sex tape of themselves — just yet anyways.
Vivid Entertainment has sent the gruesome twosome a letter, offering them the opportunity to direct an adult film, straight out of their wildest fantasies. It will be titled, Spencer and Heidi…Beyond Our Wildest Dreams. In addition to directing, the letter also states that if they want to hop into a scene, Vivid won’t stop them.
According to reports, Spencer is interested. Figures, right?
credit - earsucker

 

[vuittonprincess]

God I keep telling myself not to enter this thread but it's like watching a trainwreck over...and over...and over...and over....

And as much as I hate to admit it, her Pigalles are cute! Too bad they're attached to Heidi!

 

[kiwishopper]

Geeesh....under "normal" circumstances, anyone would probably be offended if they were offered an adult film..but of course not these two desperados lol

 

[PrincessMe]

^^LOL VuittonPrincess

 

[Brina]

Here's a video with Heidi looking for a wedding dress:

http://www.etonline.com/102865_Nicole_s_Video_Diary/index.html

 

[Jahpson]

one doesn't need to go all out for a renewal of the same vows you made JUST LAST YEAR!


Just put on the same wedding dress! ha ha

 

[ByeKitty]

Here's a video with Heidi looking for a wedding dress:

http://www.etonline.com/102865_Nicole_s_Video_Diary/index.html

I can't stand looking at her anymore...she looks like a porn star, even in a wedding dress

 

[rockhollow]

Every thing that comes out of these two mouths is a joke.

They were forced by the production crew of the hills into a marriage - then the crew brow beat Spencer to ruin the wedding, but his love for Heidi wouldn't let him do it - oh boo hoo Speidi - you're so hard done by.

Now is ET paying for another wedding? Won't they also want control over what happens? Won't it be the hills wedding all over again - please!
I guess ET will pay guests to come. Maybe rent Heidi a new wedding gown....
And she looked terrible in that wedding dress from the ET clip - that dress just make her boobs look enormous.
That haircut of Spencer was bad....

 

[keodi]

Heidi, cut your hair shoulder length, dye it in a more natural looking shade, wear clothes that make you look all mature and stuff, and try to score a reality show called:
"Heidi Montag's road to maturity: living the housewife lifestyle!"

I want my 10 percent!

lol!

 

[Raven05]

It is amazing what they will do to be famous, even if it means they look like morons. It doesn't matter what they do now, they will never be taken seriously.

 

[Sonic Peaches]

one doesn't need to go all out for a renewal of the same vows you made JUST LAST YEAR!


Just put on the same wedding dress! ha ha

^^Hey, remember now, it won't fit... her boobies got inflated to ginormous/comical proportions...they would pop if she tried to squeeze into her 'first' wedding gown.

 

[BagOuttaHell]

Hate to say it but a cut and shave did wonders for the guy. He actually looks younger than her.

 

[Avril]

Instead of being a lady-in-waiting, Heidi is a p0rn-star-in-waiting. Directing videos for Vivid? I can see her starring in them in no time.



Gosh Heidi, you are SUCH a good role model *cough* NOT. The state of her, train wreck!