I do have a real life scary story for you for this week. Serendipitously, it occurred last week....
It was a dark and stormy night...(I'm not actually sure about that.)
But it was a dark and stormy night anyway. My hair has been through the wringer this past year and a half, and so I decided a few weeks ago to give the bleaching a "rest". So, I bought some high lifting bleach free hair color that was the next closest to the shade I usually do, even the same brand.
Finally, I couldn't take the horror of my brown roots anymore...

So I decided to forge ahead with the new color last week.
I mixed. I applied. I tried to focus only on the roots and left it on for the shortest amount of time (in case of "problems"). Then, without looking in the mirror like I usually do, I jumped in the shower to wash it all out and applied the toning
(purple) conditioner.
I bided my time for the usual 3 minutes, rinsed, and rinsed, and rinsed....(This stuff takes forever to get out...) and rinsed.
Minutes later, when the steam finally cleared from my bathroom mirror...I saw.... to my absolute horror.....
...hair that was THIS COLOR!

ensued.
I went to MrBcat (who is colorblind and had NO IDEA what I was on about...

) and said I was probably going to have to go crawling on hands and knees to my hairdresser and submit to his retribution....
In a desperate attempt to avoid this embarrassment, I reached for Dr. Google. Salvation was at hand! Like a failed chemistry student, or perhaps a vacuous Dr Jeckyll, I decided to mix this dangerous elixir I found on the interwebs, that purported to have the answer I needed....if only I had lemons and hair conditioner at hand!
I did not, in fact, have any lemons at all at hand, or in the refrigerator. To which I implored Mr Bcat to please make a trip to Whole Foods before closing (it was 9:15) so I would not have to be seen outside the house.
In the mean time, I had informed my fellow SMs the woeful and frightening tale in real time....
Before MrBcat (who selflessly began putting on his shirt and shoes) could risk life and limb on the trek to WF, I stumbled across a lesser known recipe that merely involved Vitamin C tablets and shampoo.
VIT C! I have that in spades around the house!
In to the hopper goes the 3x500mg of Vit C tablets and a substitution of conditioner and shampoo mix and then quickly on to the hair it goes. I mean, if you made it this far...what could it hurt, right????
Mere moment later....I saw the gratifying return of my normal inside of the banana peel blond to my ravaged locks....And several deep conditions later, it is starting to feel a little better.
Thank you for indulging me. I promise this is a real blow by blow, and not embellished in any way....
Carry on!
My hair was not quite as blue as this Modernism Tropicale.....but it was a very near miss!!!!
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