Rihanna

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Oooh wee. I don't have children yet but mercy....

Teenagers have a way of making you age ten years in five minutes. On the other hand, they're so much fun, so full of life and hope and craziness that makes it all worthwhile even as you shake your head and sigh.

For Tee's 18th birthday I made a Bavarian raspberry cream, a complicated molded concoction with plain gelatin and pureed fresh raspberries. It unmolded perfectly, a thing of beauty. I topped it with whipped cream, fresh raspberries and mint leaves.

What did he do while I wasn't watching? He took a soup spoon (!) to taste it and it fell flat. It sort of spread on the serving plate and looked like pink vomit. I roared something about that he was lucky to see his 18th birthday, because he damn sure wouldn't live to see his 19th.

This is comparable to the time when the damn cat ate a hole into the middle of the warm cheesecake. Or the time he stole a venison steak and I chased him up the stairs, cat unwilling to let go and dangled, steak between the teeth, from my arm. That was one of those moments to just say eff it.
 
Who is the young man in the red vest? He looks like my son did at that age.

Can nobody tell me only fathers stand behind the front door with a shotgun because of their girls. Mamas do the same because of their boys, or their girls.

I'm telling you, at three o'clock in the morning the doorbell rang and a girl no older than fifteen slouched against the doorway and said "Tee home?". That was one of those shotgun moments.

LOL
I have these moments all the time! I had to tell my son, look at the mama if she ratchet you have lost the war, don't bring the daughter to the house!!
 
Who is the young man in the red vest? He looks like my son did at that age.

Can nobody tell me only fathers stand behind the front door with a shotgun because of their girls. Mamas do the same because of their boys, or their girls.

I'm telling you, at three o'clock in the morning the doorbell rang and a girl no older than fifteen slouched against the doorway and said "Tee home?". That was one of those shotgun moments.

:oh:
 
Only her can rock these things. I don't think she is trendy at all. Trendy is skinny jeans, Loubs, and a Celine bag.

Am I wrong in saying that most the top designers are clamoring to get her in their clothes? Chanel would have let her sleep in their store the other day if she wanted.

I think Rihanna is very trendy... Exhibit A: I've seen the battered boyfriend jeans on everyone, from her to Gwen Stefani to Jessica Alba... I even saw a pair at my local ZARA the other day.
 
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