This cracked me up. When my mother was married to my Step Dad (horrible man!), she would buy really expensive suits and shoes and put them in the cupboard for months and then wear them. When he'd ask if it was new she would say "No it's been hanging in my wardrobe for EVER!"
^^ Been there! Well, DH is not a bad man at all, but I always feel guilty for buying so many bags. So, I leave them in the closet for a while, and when I take them out for the first time, I tell thim the truth
