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Money he has. It’s easy for him to be happy about it. I don’t really see him changing diapers and doing any of the heavy lifting as far as raising a small child.

They’re not married so she can’t get him for alimony if the relationship fizzles. She was thinking about her future.
He’ll need to worry about his own diaper, forget about the kid!
 
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Gotta love The Onion. :lol:

Al Pacino Excited To Spend Life Watching His Baby Grow Up To Be Toddler

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Following reports that the 83-year-old actor was expecting a child with his girlfriend, Al Pacino told reporters Thursday that he was excited to spend his life watching his baby grow up to be a toddler. “I’m going to be there for all of it, from the first smile and laugh, all the way to the first time they string two words together,” said Pacino, who acknowledged that although 24 months may seem like “all the time in the world,” he still intended to cherish every moment with his child like it was his last. “I know I won’t be around forever, of course. One day there will come a day when the child is 3 or 4. But if I’ve done my job as a parent, they’ll hopefully know how to fend for themselves at that point.” At press time, Pacino added that in the event the worst were to happen, Robert De Niro would serve as the child’s legal guardian.

 
Gotta love The Onion. :lol:

Al Pacino Excited To Spend Life Watching His Baby Grow Up To Be Toddler

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Following reports that the 83-year-old actor was expecting a child with his girlfriend, Al Pacino told reporters Thursday that he was excited to spend his life watching his baby grow up to be a toddler. “I’m going to be there for all of it, from the first smile and laugh, all the way to the first time they string two words together,” said Pacino, who acknowledged that although 24 months may seem like “all the time in the world,” he still intended to cherish every moment with his child like it was his last. “I know I won’t be around forever, of course. One day there will come a day when the child is 3 or 4. But if I’ve done my job as a parent, they’ll hopefully know how to fend for themselves at that point.” At press time, Pacino added that in the event the worst were to happen, Robert De Niro would serve as the child’s legal guardian.

this is ridiculous....the child will be able to fend for him/herself by age four? does he have dementia?
 
Mom gets around!

Love all the contradictions. It says “she’s no gold digger” then proceeds to tell us how she only dates elderly, wealthy men. No octogenarians living on a budget need apply! It tells us her family has money, then later says how her father filed for bankruptcy a few years ago. I’m getting serious yacht girl vibes from this chick.
 
Love all the contradictions. It says “she’s no gold digger” then proceeds to tell us how she only dates elderly, wealthy men. No octogenarians living on a budget need apply! It tells us her family has money, then later says how her father filed for bankruptcy a few years ago. I’m getting serious yacht girl vibes from this chick.
Agree 100%. She couldn't get a meal ticket out of Mick Jagger (who already has eight kids) so she moved on to another target.
 
Love all the contradictions. It says “she’s no gold digger” then proceeds to tell us how she only dates elderly, wealthy men. No octogenarians living on a budget need apply! It tells us her family has money, then later says how her father filed for bankruptcy a few years ago. I’m getting serious yacht girl vibes from this chick.
IDK who put this story out there or why but it's not flattering to anyone. assuming this stuff is accurate, I'd say she appears to be her mother's daughter
 
Jagger is known to be cheap
He screwed Jerry Hall over when they split after two decades and four kids, but after Murdoch unceremoniously dumped her Jagger came to her aid by having security cameras removed that Murdoch had installed to keep tabs on her on the estate they shared in England, which she got in the divorce settlement. As always, marry for money, earn every penny. But it sure sounds like Pacino's baby mama skipped the marriage part and went straight for the meal ticket.

I've seen several interviews this week with DeNiro because he's promoting a new project, but when the female reporters have asked about his new baby and Pacino's situation it's been awkward. He's mellowed with age though. In the past he would have walked out.
 
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