I am just thinking of this scenario:
DH is taking out the trash tonight...ran out of garbage bags...Ohhh, look, there is one and it has a shoulder strap too. How convenient that Glad is making bags that you can shoulder out the front door. DH thinks, perhaps the LV boutique is giving away some Glad garbage bags and has even started stamping the LV logo on them. How neat.
Of course, he wastes no time and loads up the bag with all the kitchen scraps and empties the dustbins around the house. He even takes the dog out for a walk, then throws the doggie's duty inside the garbage bag, and tosses it to the curb.
Next morning, wifey is looking around frantically for her new bag.
DH says he didn't see it but he did appreciate using this neat garbage bag with the shoulder straps.
Oops! Wifey's face drains of blood. She runs chasing after the garbage truck just to see her new $2 K LV bag being squeezed under those metal compressors and hearing the bag *pop* under impact with all the crap oozing out from the ruptured hole.
DH peaks out the front door to see an enraged wifey walking back from the garbage truck towards him.
DH is in the dog house for sure with the pooch.
The End.
DH is taking out the trash tonight...ran out of garbage bags...Ohhh, look, there is one and it has a shoulder strap too. How convenient that Glad is making bags that you can shoulder out the front door. DH thinks, perhaps the LV boutique is giving away some Glad garbage bags and has even started stamping the LV logo on them. How neat.

Of course, he wastes no time and loads up the bag with all the kitchen scraps and empties the dustbins around the house. He even takes the dog out for a walk, then throws the doggie's duty inside the garbage bag, and tosses it to the curb.
Next morning, wifey is looking around frantically for her new bag.

Oops! Wifey's face drains of blood. She runs chasing after the garbage truck just to see her new $2 K LV bag being squeezed under those metal compressors and hearing the bag *pop* under impact with all the crap oozing out from the ruptured hole.
DH peaks out the front door to see an enraged wifey walking back from the garbage truck towards him.


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