Michael Fassbender

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AnnabelJoseph said:
200 posts! congrats. Wow, I will probably get there too, I'm quickly becoming addicted to this place.

And I love the last line of that Interview article too. I would LOVE to read his memoirs. The unabridged edition. :graucho:
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Yeah, it took a while because I don't post that often. In fact today I looked at my stats and it said that I average 3.3 posts per day. Today I posted more than I ever have but that's because I've been purposefully neglecting everything I needed to get done. :happydance:

mustard_stain said:
I expect nothing less than something fasstastic :).

Edit -- well done!

(I'd kill for her bootay, and his is stuck in a wedgie :graucho:).
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Yes, she has quite the a*s on her for being such a little thing (she's only 5'2). No telling how many times those hands of his have... never mind. :giggles:

mollie12 said:
So, it's possible he'll be going to WonderCon in a couple weeks to promote Prometheus?
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I've heard nothing of this but if he is then I'll be there for certain.
 
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Bullsh*t Alert. I wouldn't even bother posting this on my blog. It is 'The Sun' afterall.


MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S GOT A NEW HURLFRIEND

A BAROMETER of success for any pop star is having one of their hits played in the Queen Vic on EastEnders.

But Hollywood star Michael Fassbender has gone one better after recently moving to east London – a girl in one of his locals was so starstruck on meeting him for the first time that she puked all over his shoes.

Bafta-nominated Shame actor Michael – nicknamed Vastbender on these pages thanks to his love of a sherry – was out for a drink in Hackney when he was collared by the hysterical fan.

Unable to contain her excitement, or Sunday lunch, she threw up at Michael's feet.

A fellow pub-goer said: "Since Michael has been talking about how he lives in Hackney loads of girls have been hanging around the area in the hope of catching a glimpse of him.

"He was a bit bemused by his latest encounter but brushed off the vomit and played it cool.

"He used to be a barman so he's no stranger to mopping up some sick."

At least it makes a change from female admirers posting him their undercrackers.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4166374/Michael-Fassbenders-got-a-new-hurlfriend.html

And maybe someone should tell them that he's been living in East London for years. Idiots. :lecture:
 
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Ejm1059 said:
You can have mine! We are the same height and body type so you can have mine ;)
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Gladly! I used to be pretty content with what my mama gave me, but caught a bad bug while travelling that made me lose tons of weight - of course, the first thing you lose are butt/boobs, and the first pounds you gain go straight to the stomach. Curse you, Mother Nature!

Gemini Chica said:
Bullsh*t Alert. I wouldn't even bother posting this on my blog. It is 'The Sun' afterall.


MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S GOT A NEW HURLFRIEND

A BAROMETER of success for any pop star is having one of their hits played in the Queen Vic on EastEnders.

But Hollywood star Michael Fassbender has gone one better after recently moving to east London – a girl in one of his locals was so starstruck on meeting him for the first time that she puked all over his shoes.

Bafta-nominated Shame actor Michael – nicknamed Vastbender on these pages thanks to his love of a sherry – was out for a drink in Hackney when he was collared by the hysterical fan.

Unable to contain her excitement, or Sunday lunch, she threw up at Michael's feet.

A fellow pub-goer said: "Since Michael has been talking about how he lives in Hackney loads of girls have been hanging around the area in the hope of catching a glimpse of him.

"He was a bit bemused by his latest encounter but brushed off the vomit and played it cool.

"He used to be a barman so he's no stranger to mopping up some sick."

At least it makes a change from female admirers posting him their undercrackers.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4166374/Michael-Fassbenders-got-a-new-hurlfriend.html

And maybe someone should tell them that he's been living in East London for years. Idiots. :lecture:
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Actually when I earlier checked out Venus' tweet, I fell upon a tweeter who said he/she barfed at his feet! Can't remember more than that. But ... might not be false. Although in this new age of social media, I've a feeling that the Sun is just checking out tweets as well as their "journalistic source", and trying to do follow-ups with these people! And LOL at the part about ladies gathering for a glimpse of him. Jenny, people might already have hopped on the Fassbende tourbus quicker than you thought ;)
 
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mustard_stain said:
Hope you had a good weekend, Artlove! Have you any such stories for the campfire? :graucho: Or perhaps debauched artists' tales? :laugh:;). Cue: one of my fave songs, Aznavour's La Bohème "Je vous parle d'un temps que les moins de 20 ans ne peuvent pas connaître... :whistle:"
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Had a busy trip, no debauched tales but lots of stories. Ok, I read through quite a few pages and so Michael is mebbe going out with Nicole...great job partybender!!!! I can't believe how invested I feel about this?! For some reason I feel its great if its a relationship thats friends with benefits, thank gosh its not a fameho/persecutionprincess/russian-escort! This feels a bit judgemental, but she seems a good age for him, young enough for fun times but not too cradley-robbing, I even possibly also feel she's actually dating down :D(sorry I must be one of those fans that make gently fun of celebrity crushes - especially cos can't help but find him just so cutely goofy)! But who wouldn't want have a ride on the fasstrain:graucho:
 
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mustard_stain said:
Gladly! I used to be pretty content with what my mama gave me, but caught a bad bug while travelling that made me lose tons of weight - of course, the first thing you lose are butt/boobs, and the first pounds you gain go straight to the stomach. Curse you, Mother Nature!



Actually when I earlier checked out Venus' tweet, I fell upon a tweeter who said he/she barfed at his feet! Can't remember more than that. But ... might not be false. Although in this new age of social media, I've a feeling that the Sun is just checking out tweets as well as their "journalistic source", and trying to do follow-ups with these people! And LOL at the part about ladies gathering for a glimpse of him. Jenny, people might already have hopped on the Fassbende tourbus quicker than you thought ;)
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Funny!
I agree that Sun would make news out of nothing more than a tweet, or just good ol' imagination. Fictional journalism! But I could believe someone threw up on a celebrity...also bet Fassbender done that enough times that its just another good story for an Irishman.
 
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mustard_stain said:
Gladly! I used to be pretty content with what my mama gave me, but caught a bad bug while travelling that made me lose tons of weight - of course, the first thing you lose are butt/boobs, and the first pounds you gain go straight to the stomach. Curse you, Mother Nature!



Actually when I earlier checked out Venus' tweet, I fell upon a tweeter who said he/she barfed at his feet! Can't remember more than that. But ... might not be false. Although in this new age of social media, I've a feeling that the Sun is just checking out tweets as well as their "journalistic source", and trying to do follow-ups with these people! And LOL at the part about ladies gathering for a glimpse of him. Jenny, people might already have hopped on the Fassbende tourbus quicker than you thought ;)
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Oh shucks, I'll just have to fight them off or unfortunately give him up. I already feel like a stalker being on this forum with all our fabulous sources.
 
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mustard_stain said:
Gladly! I used to be pretty content with what my mama gave me, but caught a bad bug while travelling that made me lose tons of weight - of course, the first thing you lose are butt/boobs, and the first pounds you gain go straight to the stomach. Curse you, Mother Nature!



Actually when I earlier checked out Venus' tweet, I fell upon a tweeter who said he/she barfed at his feet! Can't remember more than that. But ... might not be false. Although in this new age of social media, I've a feeling that the Sun is just checking out tweets as well as their "journalistic source", and trying to do follow-ups with these people! And LOL at the part about ladies gathering for a glimpse of him. Jenny, people might already have hopped on the Fassbende tourbus quicker than you thought ;)
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Could she be the one? As I was checking her tweets, I found this;
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Is it possible that whole story came from those kinds of tweets ? Is SUN just being SUN as usual?
 
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