Michael Fassbender

[Ejm1059]

Oh, but Plummer is such an old crank On par with Chevy Chase's temperament! I think even Ewan McGregor and Mike Mills were cracking jokes about it and exchanging knowing looks to each other during a Beginners Q&A (in his absence, of course). Can't ever the Fass turn into Ebenezer Scrooge. I love Plummer's fierce *****iness, but I'd have a breakdown to be at the receiving end of his rants.



The venerable Dr Freud would definitely call that projection... Beetch please, the man loosened his sphincter in the presence of a stranger! Lady couldn't handle the frankness of the Fassbender sex talk. She asks insanely invasive qs, but raises an eyebrow with his tit-for-tat answers, and is bewildered when the tables are turned on her. If you talk the talk, you gotta be able to walk the walk

The blurb "My girlfriend says he is the only ginger she's EVAH been attracted to!!" is a journalistic gem

I know, right. You can always tell the journalist who have scanned the fansites Gotta hide that fan girl

 

[Gemini Chica]

Oh, but Plummer is such an old crank On par with Chevy Chase's temperament! I think even Ewan McGregor and Mike Mills were cracking jokes about it and exchanging knowing looks to each other during a Beginners Q&A (in his absence, of course). Can't ever the Fass turn into Ebenezer Scrooge. I love Plummer's fierce *****iness, but I'd have a breakdown to be at the receiving end of his rants.


The venerable Dr Freud would definitely call that projection... Beetch please, the man loosened his sphincter in the presence of a stranger! Lady couldn't handle the frankness of the Fassbender sex talk. She asks insanely invasive qs, but raises an eyebrow with his tit-for-tat answers, and is bewildered when the tables are turned on her. If you talk the talk, you gotta be able to walk the walk


The blurb "My girlfriend says he is the only ginger she's EVAH been attracted to!!" is a journalistic gem

Brilliant! I want to send this to that so-called journalist. Does she happen to have a public email? One should be sent to her editor, too. Any editor that would print that piece of sh*t article... Ah...the more I think about it, the more agitated I become. Lol. I seriously need to fall back.

 

[Penny_Lane_]

Oh, but Plummer is such an old crank On par with Chevy Chase's temperament! I think even Ewan McGregor and Mike Mills were cracking jokes about it and exchanging knowing looks to each other during a Beginners Q&A (in his absence, of course). Can't ever the Fass turn into Ebenezer Scrooge. I love Plummer's fierce *****iness, but I'd have a breakdown to be at the receiving end of his rants.


The blurb "My girlfriend says he is the only ginger she's EVAH been attracted to!!" is a journalistic gem

Sorry I was only talking about their looks (not personalities) regarding young Plummer/Fassy resemblance

The worst part of that article was probably:
"He's the only ginger I have ever fancied" and that she played his sex scenes in Fish Tank "over and over again".
WTF? Girl get your sh*t together and fast
And that so-called horny journalist is dumb as f*ck, didn't she seriously realized he was messing with her with his nosy questions (at least after that bit she finally STFU ) like he would even care about how many A-holes you've shagged this year. Bish, please

 

[Penny_Lane_]

IA. Finally when it gets a bit more serious/professional she dismisses it as boring fodder.

On the last page of the interview about the 'boring bit' he says something like: When in doubt fart, which he does during the convo about architecture. I first thought that he had said another 4-letter word starting with the letter f.

This 4-letter word starting with an -F was clearly fart because he was refering to that saying " when in doubt, use a fart joke " but even if it's disgusting if he really did it during that conversation it was totally rude and inappropriate to put it in the final print like that what a bitter old b*tch she didn't get to taste the meal so she's desperately trying to ruin it for everyone else :censor:

Bish, I don't care if he really did it or not I'll still tap that [stinky] a$$ anyday

 

[Gemini Chica]

This 4-letter word starting with an -F was clearly fart because he was refering to that saying: " when in doubt, use a fart joke " but even if it's disgusting if he really did it during that conversation it was totally rude and inappropriate to put it in the final print like that what a bitter old b*tch she didn't get to taste the meal so she's desperately trying to ruin it for everyone else :censor:

Bish, I don't care if he really did it or not I'll still tap that [stinky] a$$ anyday

Um...THIS! As would I, because:

 

[Penny_Lane_]

Um...THIS! As would I, because:

Yay, fart buddies

 

[MichelleAntonia]

The worst part of that article was probably:
"He's the only ginger I have ever fancied" and that she played his sex scenes in Fish Tank "over and over again".
WTF? Girl get your sh*t together and fast
And that so-called horny journalist is dumb as f*ck, didn't she seriously realized he was messing with her with his nosy questions (at least after that bit she finally STFU ) like he would even care about how many A-holes you've shagged this year. Bish, please

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl...

Doing it is one thing- whoooooo hasn't been up 4am on a Tuesday in March clocking a 445540977th rewatch- but admitting it, PUBLICLY.... dis ho LOLOL

 

[BagBerry13]

So it seems from the Oscar Roundtable that Michael now has a publicist. It can't be one for his movies since this wasn't particular about his movies but rather about him and his personality. Oh well ... if you want to play in the Premier League you need a Premier Publicist.
But I love that they got drunk before noon.

 

[mustard_stain]

Here's the link for some video snippets of the Newsweek roundtable. Clooney's a talker, y'all
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...b-10-best-newsweek-oscar-roundtable-bits.html

Oh, iPad bonuses: each interviewee gets a 5-8 second video "in character". Georgie strums the ukulele. Fassbender wipes away the dew on a screen and peers through. Tilda looks through blinds. Charlize throws a bloody mary at the camera. Uggie licks the screen. Viola has a yellow duster and and does dusting moves with it. Plummer puts on a blue silk scarf and slightly moves his body to the sound of house music.

 

[Penny_Lane_]

The blonde in the middle is Michael's new publicist (well, since last summer) and the short guy on the left is his agent, Michael Cooper (from CAA).

 

[Penny_Lane_]

Here's the link for some video snippets of the Newsweek roundtable. Clooney's a talker, y'all
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...b-10-best-newsweek-oscar-roundtable-bits.html

Where's the whole video though?

I love that Plummer hates Terrence Malick's guts just because he cut him out of 'The New World' and that he had an awkward beef with Uggie the dog WTF?
Clooney can't seem to STFU either he always makes everything about himself (even the dog knows you're from Kentucky ) ugh I can already see myself being pi$$ed when he'll win another unworthy Oscar for his Lifetime movie. At least, Viola is always so damn likable hope she'll get that Oscar, if Halle Berry got one for playing a dumb ho why not her? And does Charlize wanna f*ck Michael (she keeps commenting on him and includes him in all her jokes) IDK she seems awfully flirty and playful in that video? Too bad he doesn't put it in blond white women, he probably wants Viola more he looks so naive and cute in that interview

He alternates between his role as Irish merrymaker and earnest student, all ears as he listens to Davis eloquently explain the hard facts of being a black actress in a business aimed at an audience of young white males.

But why are you smiling like a creep Michael (he's already drunk, isn't he)? And the dog is so over this sh*t

 

[Ejm1059]

I watched the vids and I sense a Clooney/Fassbender bromance starting (or maybe its just me)

 

[Penny_Lane_]

I watched the vids and I sense a Clooney/Fassbender bromance starting (or maybe its just me)

Yeah Clooney (and his Brat Pack gang) likes to hang out with the new kid on the block to make himself look cool and relevant it seems
I prefer his bromance with James McAvoy though

 

[Penny_Lane_]

Brilliant! I want to send this to that so-called journalist. Does she happen to have a public email? One should be sent to her editor, too. Any editor that would print that piece of sh*t article... Ah...the more I think about it, the more agitated I become. Lol. I seriously need to fall back.

So I googled that so-called journalist who wrote that piece of sh*t article for the Sunday Times her name is Camilla Long (see pictures below ) I don't believe one bit that he flirted back with a fugly stuck up bish who looks like that Keep on dreamin' grandma

She wrote that on her Twitter:
[Did you fall in love a tiny bit? With Fassbender, not Wales obvs]
" - Yes, because he was lovely and a bit eccentric. Less attractive than in pictures, tho. Kind of fragile in person."
http://twitter.com/camillalong

 

[mustard_stain]

His best bromance is with Liam Cunningham imo! They've a similar unpretentious working-class humour, like a nephew and uncle ribbing each other at Christmastime.

Hahah I actually perceive platonic brother/sister vibes between Michael and Charlize. Playful and comfortable (much more than Keira and Carey) but resolutely non-sexual. I think she's pretty much the female equivalent of him.

I wonder what his Prometheus character's accent will be?