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The Critics's Circle website says that anyone who comes from the British Isles (therefore UK + Ireland) are eligible for the award. It does sound funny, but why refuse such a critical accolade all in the name of semantics? He played Bobby Sands, the face of IRA! Isn't that nationalistic enough for that boob? Plus, Fass can say: my mum is Northern Irish, so I technically am a Brit (not that he ever would say that). No kidding, he actually could have had a british passport, were he born after 1983, because Ireland's laws re: nationality are jus sanguinis. I might be totally wrong here, in which case, please feel free to correct me!

He might actually have a British pasport. His mother might still have hers as well. Who knows?
 
In case anyone is planning to see J Edgar, DON'T!!!

What a boring POS! I couldn't wait to get out of there. Dicaprio was pretty good, but the whole film was just blah!

Who's watching what this weekend? Any film plans? Haywire, maybe?



I saw it too (for Eastwood mostly) worst mistake of my life :laugh:
 

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Oh, girls, well now it's on then. And I liked you so much. I didn't want to have to :boxing: for lover boy but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. You still have a chance to :whiteflag: before the :bagslap: commences. I say that with love, of course. :hbeat:
Concede.....Never!!! Just so you know, I fight dirty. Also, I'm sure I'm Fassy type. I'm sure I could channel bat **** crazy if need be. I could do it.
 
Concede.....Never!!! Just so you know, I fight dirty. Also, I'm sure I'm Fassy type. I'm sure I could channel bat **** crazy if need be. I could do it.

Is there any other way? I'm bringing weapons (no firearms, of course!) but fair warning... I can be as batsh*t as the next woman. :p

Actually, not really. I can't imagine being as nuts as I think Cray-Cray is. If he likes 'em crazy like that, then I'm going to have to bow out. But in every other way, I'm sure I'm his type. :laugh:
 
LMFAO! How embarrassing for the both of you. Teeth are absolutely necessary. I don't care if I'm 90 and they all fall out. I'm gonna be rocking dentures like nobody's business. I like Fassy's teeth. I think he flosses and gets them whitened regularly despite the chain spoking.

LOL! Yes, we have the same view about the necessity of teeth. I completely take back what I earlier said about not dating you due to spoking. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

p.s. There needs to be a screenplay soon, titled "The Necessity of Teeth/Teeth are absolutely necessary", in the style of Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal. Golden hit, right there, I tell you.
 
It's too bad I have no idea how attach gifs and images. Penny has the total edge on that one. I stay out by default!

(And let you ladies fight it out until the death, until you are all exhausted and on the floor, eyes aglazed, chunks of hair pulled out. I just swoop in at that point, and easily claim the prize :winkiss:)

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Artica, my budget probably requires me to pass on a cinema date this weekend. I rented Exit Through the Gift Shop and Monty Python's Other British Invasion so I reckon it will be those two at home. But am dying to watch PINA asap, probably this tuesday due to Cheap 5$ tuesdays at the cinemas.
 
It's too bad I have no idea how attach gifs and images. Penny has the total edge on that one. I stay out by default!

(And let you ladies fight it out until the death, until you are all exhausted and on the floor, eyes aglazed, chunks of hair pulled out. I just swoop in at that point, and easily claim the prize :winkiss:)


It's pretty simple you click on "Go Advanced" and then "Manage Attachments" you upload your pics and click the additional options "Submit Reply".
Try it ;)
 

Now, see, I said no firearms. I'm gonna have to pack my taser and get you when you're busy shooting up everyone else and your back is turned. :p

It's too bad I have no idea how attach gifs and images. Penny has the total edge on that one. I stay out by default!

(And let you ladies fight it out until the death, until you are all exhausted and on the floor, eyes aglazed, chunks of hair pulled out. I just swoop in at that point, and easily claim the prize :winkiss:)

I'm willing to work with the other girls to find you. And take you out, of course. :laugh:
 
Poor Penny. You are still in denial. Let me break it down.

He probably talks to much when excited. I think he's still a boy and needs some mothering. Remember someone quoting that Zoe took care of him. Hmmm, very stange.
He smokes incessantly. He drinks a little too much. Parties hard and doesn't know when to go home. He needs help dressing. Um... not deal breakers for me but they might be for you so maybe you should just concede. Hehe!

To add to what Jenny wrote: he also does not read much, and listens only to music not more recent than 1995. Penny, you sure you still want in?

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Gemini, I am a petite lady! Surely you'd never prey on the weak? *bats petite eyelashes*
 
It's pretty simple you click on "Go Advanced" and then "Manage Attachments" you upload your pics and click the additional options "Submit Reply".
Try it ;)

It's like trying to teach an old man (or Fass, probably) to type with 5 fingers on the computer, when he can only type with 1 finger from each hand. As in, it's a hopeless case with me. (general laziness). Aww, but thank you for the pointers :)
 
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