Michael Fassbender

[Ejm1059]

I guess Fassy has been enjoying what Parisian Night life has to offer:

i live in paris, and am a musician and well,a musician with a modicum of celebrity, so i can get into private clubs.
tonight old fassie was in a private club out here and all you need to know is this, yes you have a shot( he is a dancing machine, seriously not always on beat but he jams nonetheless) and yes he is short, but built, however let me emphasis the short, so you need to be short, he smokes a lot, and he dates only his brown skinned co-stars. so make a movie already, hire him and you are set. oh and he isn’t super hot in person.

i don’t doubt that he has dated all sorts of women, however last night it was all about the darker ladies one in particular, whom he spent most of the night dry humping on the dance floor, which i must say was creepy really really creepy and awkward for the rest of us.
his energy was anything but sexy. its was predatory and intense. he is one tiny fireball.
i am officially off the fassdong train. more for you ladies

I read this and it cracked me up

 

[Artica]

Here's the video:

http://www.canalplus.fr/c-divertissement/pid3349-c-le-grand-journal.html

Don't forget to watch Fassy on CBC if you get the Canadian channels.

 

[Blueberry12]

I read this and it cracked me up

"he is one tiny fireball"

 

[Ejm1059]

Michael "The Fireball" Fassbender

 

[Blueberry12]

Everyone is saying he is short.

Do you think he is lying about his height?

 

[Ejm1059]

Everyone is saying he is short.

Do you think he is lying about his height?

Michael never said he was 6ft out loud. His IMDB says he's 6ft but that's usually common to push your height a few inches on IMDB. That or someone just filled in his bio and someone said 6ft. He isn't that short. If anything 5'10-5'11

 

[Blueberry12]

Michael never said he was 6ft out loud. His IMDB says he's 6ft but that's usually common to push your height a few inches on IMDB. That or someone just filled in his bio and someone said 6ft. He isn't that short. If anything 5'10-5'11

Well , nobody is perfect...


Better short and talented than tall with no acting talent.

 

[Blueberry12]

So his GF shouldn´t wear these :


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/shoes/platforms/daffodile-160mm-21476.html


Or these:


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/lady-peep-150mm-4.html

 

[Artica]

Michael "The Fireball" Fassbender

LOL!! I thought it was hilarious too. I'd love to see him go wild on the dance floor. Watching people who can't dance is one of my favourite things in the world. :lolots:

Everyone is saying he is short.

Do you think he is lying about his height?

On his old cv his height was 6', which is 1.83 cm. There is no way he is 1.83, but he's definitely around 1.80, which is not short at all.

 

[Ejm1059]

So his GF shouldn´t wear these :


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/shoes/platforms/daffodile-160mm-21476.html


Or these:


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/lady-peep-150mm-4.html

If I had those shoes Michael would have to deal with it Those shoes are cute!!!

 

[Artica]

So his GF shouldn´t wear these :


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/shoes/platforms/daffodile-160mm-21476.html


Or these:


http://us.christianlouboutin.com/lady-peep-150mm-4.html

I think it depends on his future gf's height. Zoe Kravitz is very short so she could have worn those and still be shorter than him.

Those shoes are gorgeous! The nicest shoes are always skyscrapers, which I can't walk in. :cry:

 

[Artica]

If I had those shoes Michael would have to deal with it Those shoes are cute!!!

Those F-me Pumps probably wouldn't be on your feet for very long, if we can to believe the stories about Fassbender the Fireball.. or was it Fassbender the Firecracker?

 

[Artica]

My fave part of that Canal + video is when those two presenters ask him if he used a body-double for his nude scenes in Shame. It's so funny.

 

[Blueberry12]

I think it depends on his future gf's height. Zoe Kravitz is very short so she could have worn those and still be shorter than him.

Those shoes are gorgeous! The nicest shoes are always skyscrapers , which I can't walk in. :cry:

Yes!


My highest heels are 140 mms.

They are very comfy!

 

[Blueberry12]

Those F-me Pumps probably wouldn't be on your feet for very long, if we can to believe the stories about Fassbender the Fireball.. or was it Fassbender the Firecracker?

Why?

You can keep the shoes on while: and so on...