Lt. Colonel Johnny Thompson of the Scots Guards and Handsome Men In Kilts **Appreciation Thread

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Homer Simpson :biggrin:
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Not the best resolution but here are some photos of the Major. And King Charles in a kilt.

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I’m going to go check Getty images later. Now that Charles is King there are thousands and thousands of images *cries* ;) “the things I do for love …” as a beloved, but not kilted, character once said.

The Daily Mail said he was 5' 10" but even that sounds iffy.
And there's the proof that these outlets literally just pull things out of thin air. Wasn't Diana 5'10"? He's over 6 foot, for sure. (as sure as one can be without...um...measuring him.
 
No it’s just a coincidence I think. The other man is, I think, the King’s bodyguard (see the wires around the back or his head), and the bodyguards are members of a special division of the Met Police (not in the army). I’ve seen photos of Major Johnny wearing suits at other times too. He’s wearing a black tie in the most recent shots of him in suits because of the mourning for the Queen (last photo below) but during the BoJo Umbrella Incident (which was the dedication of a memorial for police personnel who had lost their lives during the course of their duties), he was wearing the regimental tie (Royal Regiment of Scotland) (2nd photo), and a grey suit and regular tie in Manchester for the Commonwealth games walkabout (1st photo).

The British Army stopped wearing uniforms off-duty or not on the bases during the Troubles in Northern Ireland because the military was a big target for the IRA then and they never went back to wearing them out and about the way you might see military officers and men wearing their uniforms on the subway in the US, for example. I’ve been trying to discern a pattern of when Major Johnny is in civilian clothes and when he’s in uniform and it’s a bit confusing. The only thing I can say for sure is that for military occasions and church things he seems always to be in uniform.

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I noticed in that TikTok clip that he's carrying a garment bag from Anderson & Sheppard. They hold a royal warrant and have been making suits for the king since 1982 or something. My guess is that despite how DELICIOUS the Major looks in a fitted/tailored SINGLE breasted suit (see the Boris Johnson/Police Memorial vid from 2020/'21...there's a longer video that captures him getting out of the car and...OMG...walking around...in this suit that hugs his thighs, shoulders and just generally fits him like a glove. I've linked it below. Start at JUST before 1:00:00. It's glorious.) HMTK might have some sort of sort of preference that his staff attire should be similar in style to his...? It makes sense to me that he might like to send them to have some suits made at "his" shop. I dunno. Just a thought. It does create a uniform look but I'll never prefer the double breasted affair on the Major. If he's not going to be in the kilt, then, he belongs in a tailored, single breasted number, IMO.

 
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Here he is next to Camilla, who is wearing slight heels:
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Here he is next to Camilla.
And here is William not right next to Camilla but you can draw a line across Charles to see where the top of her head is relative to William and the height difference looks very similar to that between her and the Major:
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I think he is probably about 6 ft? And then the hackle on his headgear seems to add a bit. :)

This is from yesterday in Scotland - I can’t get a sharp enough shot of the epaulettes (shoulder boards) to see if there is another rosette under the crown which would indicate promotion to Lt Colonel. Maybe it will happen at the end or the year?

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Here he is next to Camilla, who is wearing slight heels:
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Here he is next to Camilla.
And here is William not right next to Camilla but you can draw a line across Charles to see where the top of her head is relative to William and the height difference looks very similar to that between her and the Major:
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I think he is probably about 6 ft? And then the hackle on his headgear seems to add a bit. :smile:

This is from yesterday in Scotland - I can’t get a sharp enough shot of the epaulettes (shoulder boards) to see if there is another rosette under the crown which would indicate promotion to Lt Colonel. Maybe it will happen at the end or the year?

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I was trying to say this in my 2 posts yesterday but no one picked it up haha..maybe I should be more explicit! :smile:
I've seen about 2 pictures now and I'm 100% sure I see a "pip" between the crown and cypher (a few folks on twitter have seen this too). In other words, he was promoted to Lt Colonel!!!
Interesting the cypher is still the 3 feathers of the PoW (which he had before). Maybe KC3's cypher hasn't come out in this wearable form yet?
 
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There is a woman in one of the MJT groups on Quora that SWEARS that the Major is 5'9" and, no matter what, you couldn't convince her otherwise...I think of that post every time I see a photo of him in a crowd, constantly surrounded by hobbits. :graucho:
While I don’t think he’s a giant, he’s certainly taller than that. Charles is supposed to be 5’10” and the Major is clearly taller.

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While I don’t think he’s a giant, he’s certainly taller than that. Charles is supposed to be 5’10” and the Major is clearly taller.

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I swear, I was laughing so hard that this woman was adamant about him being so small LOL. Those photos from Greece are so impressive to me because they make it totally obvious that he's towering over several people. He looks formidable. It's so hot. So, yes, people will literally just say anything.
 
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The evolution of the gorgeous Major's civvies during his tenure as equerry. I don't want to say too much about my...observations. I think the photos speak for themselves and might help explain the switch from a very form flattering slim/Italian cut suit to a somewhat boxy (although expertly tailored, no doubt) double breasted number..

Neither one of these photos has been edited outside of a crop job. I took a photo of my laptop screen from the Boris Johnson umbrella video for the first. I didn't play around with color or shading. Just wanted to mention that. The photo needs no editing anyway. It's so good all on it's own:blush:
 
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