Jessica Simpson

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She is a beautiful woman, she just doesn't know how to dress for her own body type at all and doesn't seem to have good taste in clothing or hair at all times. She also always seems to wear the gaudiest clothes, and that is not something appealing. Also, my own hair is bleached blond and I have nothing against extreme hair lightening (girls with dark hair gone very light) but her hair is looking extremely dried out, also the extensions are way too long--you can tell that the hair isn't real.

I don't mean to pick on her, but it does seem like she has the worst taste sometimes and it's a shame because she is a very beautiful woman who always wears the gaudiest get ups.
 
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Wow. She honestly seems like she is drunk all the time to me. And she has all the money in the world to shop and vacation all the time, so there are no limits/boundaries which sometimes is not a good thing.
She looks so nice in little to no makeup and jeans and t-shirt. Do not understand the tottering around in platforms with a ton of hair/makeup and boobs out.
 
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mcb100 said:
She is a beautiful woman, she just doesn't know how to dress for her own body type at all and doesn't seem to have good taste in clothing or hair at all times. She also always seems to wear the gaudiest clothes, and that is not something appealing. Also, my own hair is bleached blond and I have nothing against extreme hair lightening (girls with dark hair gone very light) but her hair is looking extremely dried out, also the extensions are way too long--you can tell that the hair isn't real.

I don't mean to pick on her, but it does seem like she has the worst taste sometimes and it's a shame because she is a very beautiful woman who always wears the gaudiest get ups.
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Good lord, she paid for that dried out yellow mess?! :cray: I'm sure her real hair would look better.
 
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mcb100 said:
She is a beautiful woman, she just doesn't know how to dress for her own body type at all and doesn't seem to have good taste in clothing or hair at all times. She also always seems to wear the gaudiest clothes, and that is not something appealing. Also, my own hair is bleached blond and I have nothing against extreme hair lightening (girls with dark hair gone very light) but her hair is looking extremely dried out, also the extensions are way too long--you can tell that the hair isn't real.

I don't mean to pick on her, but it does seem like she has the worst taste sometimes and it's a shame because she is a very beautiful woman who always wears the gaudiest get ups.
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Yep. Didn't Rachel Zoe used to style her? I loved her style 2002 - 2007ish. It all see,ed to go downhill when she met Eric. In fact her whole behaviour gas changed since she met him.

As for her legs, She just has naturally muscly legs, she always has, even in the Newlyweds days. I do too and it doesn't matter what you do, they always look bulky.
 
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shiny_things said:
Yep. Didn't Rachel Zoe used to style her? I loved her style 2002 - 2007ish. It all see,ed to go downhill when she met Eric. In fact her whole behaviour gas changed since she met him.

As for her legs, She just has naturally muscly legs, she always has, even in the Newlyweds days. I do too and it doesn't matter what you do, they always look bulky.
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well honestly it all went down when Rachel went down. She hasn't been poppin since 2007ish. Rachel doesn't style larger women (sadly)

The thing about Jess is that she has a new shape, she just needs to embrace it and wear clothes that compliment with her new body.
 
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DC-Cutie said:
well honestly it all went down when Rachel went down. She hasn't been poppin since 2007ish. Rachel doesn't style larger women (sadly)

The thing about Jess is that she has a new shape, she just needs to embrace it and wear clothes that compliment with her new body.
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Yes. I think she's doing what a lot of more curvy women do and wear baggier clothes in the stomach region because they are self concious but this has the opposite effect of making them look larger than they are. Very skinny people make the same mistake and end up looking even thinner.
 
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I don't really understand why people hate on her legs. She just has legs with a natural muscle tone to them. I have larger legs like that too but mine have kind of been that way since birth--nothing will ever change them. I can muscle them up at the gym but that's about it.

I am starting to think though that she is hiding behind something with all her all leopard get ups. Like, in the above photo with just her head in it I see a beautiful face but then I see an all leopard outfit, big a*s earrings, big a*s sunglasses that cover most of the face, a bandana, etc....makes you wonder if maybe she doesn't want you to see her face. Like maybe she is trying to cover herself or she is wearing all that so that you don't look at her face. I'm actually starting to think that she is majorly lacking in confidence and that she could be wearing all this to distract away from her actual face....which is stupid because there is nothing wrong with her face.

If she dressed the right way, she'd be looking smoking but instead she chooses to wear almost like a persona (all leopard everything, stuff in her hair, big earrings, glasses that take up half of her face) instead of her natural beauty.
 
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mcb100 said:
I don't really understand why people hate on her legs. She just has legs with a natural muscle tone to them. I have larger legs like that too but mine have kind of been that way since birth--nothing will ever change them. I can muscle them up at the gym but that's about it.

I am starting to think though that she is hiding behind something with all her all leopard get ups. Like, in the above photo with just her head in it I see a beautiful face but then I see an all leopard outfit, big a*s earrings, big a*s sunglasses that cover most of the face, a bandana, etc....makes you wonder if maybe she doesn't want you to see her face. Like maybe she is trying to cover herself or she is wearing all that so that you don't look at her face. I'm actually starting to think that she is majorly lacking in confidence and that she could be wearing all this to distract away from her actual face....which is stupid because there is nothing wrong with her face.

If she dressed the right way, she'd be looking smoking but instead she chooses to wear almost like a persona (all leopard everything, stuff in her hair, big earrings, glasses that take up half of her face) instead of her natural beauty.
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Yes, she screams insecure, which is sad because she has nothing to be insecure about and she makes it worse for herself unintentionally.
 
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