Jennifer Aniston

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FreeSpirit71 said:
:laugh: (I didn't copy the whole text because Michael K loves a good Jolie vs Aniston baiting but click on the link to read it all)

Jennifer Aniston Had A Pretty Good Time At The Golden Globes

If you haven’t been able to guess by the sound of gleeful cackling coming from a fancy weed-scented chateau in France, Jennifer Aniston didn’t with that Best Most Serious Actress Who Isn’t Rachel Green Anymore award at the Golden Globes last night. Even though she’s been hustling Cake like the rent was due yesterday (see: that time she promoted Cake on The Dr. Oz Show), it doesn’t look like it really bothered her that much that she lost to Julianne Moore, because Jennifer Aniston truly is everyone’s no-f**ks-given aunt.

First off, she arrived with the right attitude: be drunk and stay drunk, which she proved by grabbing Kate Hudson’s *** on the red carpet. Then she remained totally unfazed as she presented an award with America’s Current Lizard Sweetheart, Benedict Cumberbatch. That ***** was so chill, I bet that when she lost, she turned to Justin Theroux and was like “Well, that’s that. I’m going to the bathroom to take off my Spanx. Watch my purse, will ya?” Even when she was waiting for her ride at the end of the night, this TMZ video proves she was still a buzzed ball of fun:



As if calling someone a “f**ker” wasn’t enough to win my heart for eternity, she was also dressed like the coolest girl at my high school prom: tits covered in sequins, thigh-high slit, wearing some random rented cummerbund she found on the floor of a limo, and her hair done up in a french twist with one single face-framing strand that she styled in the bathroom using a flask of Malibu. Basically = the coolest.

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Between this, her grabbing ***, BBT's comments along with the Bill Cosby stuff, shows I missed a pretty fun party. Oh to be a celeb for one nite!!! :laugh:
 
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Just watched it, it's pretty funny IMO, lol! She didn't appear to be drunk either to me, maybe relaxed after a glass or 2. I was expecting to see a half falling down, b*tchier vesion of that.
 
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She gets called out for playing it safe by wearing black all the time. If she does get nominated for an Oscar, it would be nice for her to wear color to the awards for a change. It's not like she's fat and has to wear black to cover it.
I guess she's just comfortable in black and I do like her style. The GG dress wasn't my fave tho.
 
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