"...What the French consider 'chic' is actually a sort of kept-woman vulgarity." He looked very grim, then
permitted himself to pronounce "Hermès" and then "Vuitton." "Caron, on the other hand," he said,
brightening, "is absolutely proper, proper chic." And what is that? He laughed, thought about it, said
"um" and "oh God." "Chic is, first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have
a lot and it doesn't matter or because you don't have any and it doesn't matter. Chic is not
aspirational."
He sighed, despondent. "Chic is the most impossible thing to define. Luxury is a
humorless thing, largely, and when humor happens in luxury it happens involuntarily. Chic is all about
humor. Which means chic is about intelligence. And there has to be oddness-most luxury is conformist,
and chic cannot be. Chic must be polite and not incommode others, but within that it can be as weird as it wants..."