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[MonsacHermes]

Hello ladies,
I was gone 48 hours, and I feel like a stranger in a strange land. Missed you all.

 

[mojo]

I'm away for a few hours and you guys have jumped to a whole NEW thread?????

And what's this about Pammie being 61???? What joke is that????



hope everybody's having a good weekend!!

 

[mojo]

Hi Monsac!

 

[Diva999]

Wow Ms.lily you did it again!!Congrats on Part 3 of the Crafty thread!!
I say drinks for everybody
and for you lily a cabana boy is personally serving you one,but hey which crafty lady is that in the background I see?

 

[MonsacHermes]

Hi Mojo!
Diva, you are so funny!

 

[mojo]

Your majesty LilyH - defender of the cabana boys sounds right up my alley!!

BMary - congrats and good luck with the move!

Hclub - oh you're off already! Hope you have a super and safe trip and do check in as often as poss!

LGA - Bon Bon is truly too adorable. I'm smitten!

Monsac - your work for the animals is awesome - bravo!

 

[mojo]

Hey diva! need any help with the cabana boys???

 

[lilyhermes]

Allaborsa How cool, your 1,000 posts and Part 3 crafty!! Wait til
Lily hears this, she will wish she was here for this historical moment!!

Yeah, for some reason, jag always archives us when I'm not on line. Wonder why that is?

Hmmmmmm, wonder if she thinks I'd say something slightly off color about it. Me????

Well, I'm just sorry that I didn't get a chance to respond to your comments before the archive ax fell. Some of you (and you know WHO YOU ARE) should feel relieved, however!

 

[lilyhermes]

Remember, I didn't get the title of Minister of Defense for nuthin'. I may be small but I am pure dynamite!



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Okay, irish, now I'm confused. I thought you abdicated that title in favor of pamella's squirrel goons.:wondering

You know that the queen does not like confusion of any sort. Thin ice, missy, thin ice!

 

[lilyhermes]

is there jewelry involved????

Uh, bit of a one-track mind there, allaborsa? You must earn your bling, my dear, by providing an invaluable service to the queen's court.

Once you do that, then we'll talk about jewelry.

 

[allaborsa]

Congrats lily on being the queen of the best thread on tpf

 

[allaborsa]

Uh, bit of a one-track mind there, allaborsa? You must earn your bling, my dear, by providing an invaluable service to the queen's court.

Once you do that, then we'll talk about jewelry.

welllllll then I guess I'll have to come up with something

 

[lilyhermes]

Oooh, I thought I could talk you into getting an etoupe first, dang!

I might be old, but I don't take harmones, and I have an over active thyroid!
haha!

Well, I'm glad that you're not taking "harmones," pamella (actually, I don't think anyone takes "harmones" whatever the heck they are!)

But, as far as hormones go, I'm glad you're not taking those either. The research is more than a bit scary these days.

I must keep my loyal subjects healthy afterall!

 

[lilyhermes]

Um, you don't take hormones? <putting down the weapons and backing away slowly>

(If you are anything like me when I don't take mine, I fear for my life. Seriously. I firmly believe I'd be in prison for murdering multiple morons without them.)

Irish, honey, now why are you on hormones/harmones at your age?

 

[lilyhermes]

Congratulations Lily!!!!! Crafty thread part III

Awww, thanks, birkinmary. We're a three-parter now. Who would have thunk it! And, what's even better - no warning shots over our bow! Let's hear it for our jag! (We really should get jag to come and play with us.)