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LOL, confession, in my student days I shared a flat like most students do, the 2 guys were total pigs who left their smelly socks on the bathroom floor and us girls were going nuts, I mean they were almost like bloody boots with crusty soles and aroma, one day I had enough and took pictures of a particularly horrendous pair, created an eBay account as Sk8rboy or something like that and put the socks up, they sold for a lot, I bought the guys a crate of beer and steaks, and they were delighted, then I told them how I financed this and showed the pictures the delighted buyer emailed back with his thanks... Well, from then on, they always managed to put their socks into the washing basket, magic.... Oh they also ran to the bathroom and wretched a bit, apparently a bit homophobic...
 
LOL, confession, in my student days I shared a flat like most students do, the 2 guys were total pigs who left their smelly socks on the bathroom floor and us girls were going nuts, I mean they were almost like bloody boots with crusty soles and aroma, one day I had enough and took pictures of a particularly horrendous pair, created an eBay account as Sk8rboy or something like that and put the socks up, they sold for a lot, I bought the guys a crate of beer and steaks, and they were delighted, then I told them how I financed this and showed the pictures the delighted buyer emailed back with his thanks... Well, from then on, they always managed to put their socks into the washing basket, magic.... Oh they also ran to the bathroom and wretched a bit, apparently a bit homophobic...

This is amazing
 
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Even if I wanted this bag, not after seeing those fingernails. I don't get it.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Coach-...-Leather-Clutch-1941-Collection-/233438301369

And I like how it was monogrammed, but no mention of that in the listing. Just new with tags.

The nails look pretty grim, but I don't think it is dirt, it looks like colour or ink, reminds me of when I picked blackberries and then freaked out because I scrubbed and scrubbed and could not get the colour off my hands
 
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The panic here about toilet paper is way beyond ridiculous!! I'm not even going to start about the Rice & Pasta as well!

This listing is just disgusting!

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/toilet-...042072?hash=item3d9ec9fa98:g:HSQAAOSwZhpeYPTO

Item specifics:

Toilet paper (second hand). Condition is Used. In decent condition. Folded did not scrunch. Not used post curry. No chunks. No rips.

:wtf:

Next one! Who in their right mind would pay over $1K for 36 rolls of toilet paper??????

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-...153811?hash=item4da84dd0d3:g:ePIAAOSw8MpeYN4G

I could go on & on, also selling toilet paper PER SHEET??????

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/toilet-...624414?hash=item522fffff1e:g:F0kAAOSwp2heYGFx

One roll is listed for $1K???????

Item specifics:

Rolls are brand new and unused. Listing is for one single roll of toilet paper. If you require a complete 48 pack, please select quality of 48 and pay the $48000 at checkout. :wtf:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-Paper/124106889061?_trkparms=ispr=1&hash=item1ce558d765:g:Qf4AAOSw3fteYB3O&enc=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&checksum=12410688906124ac24bbb19945e194a5abd9e93a4ebd

I need to start watching Doomsday Preppers!!
 
The panic here about toilet paper is way beyond ridiculous!! I'm not even going to start about the Rice & Pasta as well!

This listing is just disgusting!

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/toilet-...042072?hash=item3d9ec9fa98:g:HSQAAOSwZhpeYPTO

Item specifics:

Toilet paper (second hand). Condition is Used. In decent condition. Folded did not scrunch. Not used post curry. No chunks. No rips.

:wtf:

Next one! Who in their right mind would pay over $1K for 36 rolls of toilet paper??????

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-...153811?hash=item4da84dd0d3:g:ePIAAOSw8MpeYN4G

I could go on & on, also selling toilet paper PER SHEET??????

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/toilet-...624414?hash=item522fffff1e:g:F0kAAOSwp2heYGFx

One roll is listed for $1K???????

Item specifics:

Rolls are brand new and unused. Listing is for one single roll of toilet paper. If you require a complete 48 pack, please select quality of 48 and pay the $48000 at checkout. :wtf:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-Paper/124106889061?_trkparms=ispr=1&hash=item1ce558d765:g:Qf4AAOSw3fteYB3O&enc=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&checksum=12410688906124ac24bbb19945e194a5abd9e93a4ebd

I need to start watching Doomsday Preppers!!
Amazon is cracking down on gougers on these items -- TP, hand sanitizer, Lysol, etc.
 
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Amazon is cracking down on gougers on these items -- TP, hand sanitizer, Lysol, etc.
Ebay also announced (today) that they're prohibiting the sale of face masks.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...lation-for-visitors-to-5-nations-virus-update

EBay Bans New Listings of Face Masks (5:26 p.m. NY)
EBay Inc. is banning new listings for face masks, hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes “due to regulatory restrictions across the United States,” the San Jose-based company said Thursday.

The news comes as demand surges have prompted sellouts in stores, skyrocketing prices online and pressure from regulators to enforce price- gouging laws. Packs of hand sanitizer that usually sell for $10 were listed on online marketplaces for up to $400.

Before Thursday’s announcement, EBay said it had been “taking action to mitigate the inflated price of masks listed on the site.” The online marketplace was pulling listings for face masks that exceeded $7.50 per mask -- about 10 times the usual 75 cents.
 
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Ebay also announced (today) that they're prohibiting the sale of face masks.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...lation-for-visitors-to-5-nations-virus-update

EBay Bans New Listings of Face Masks (5:26 p.m. NY)
EBay Inc. is banning new listings for face masks, hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes “due to regulatory restrictions across the United States,” the San Jose-based company said Thursday.

The news comes as demand surges have prompted sellouts in stores, skyrocketing prices online and pressure from regulators to enforce price- gouging laws. Packs of hand sanitizer that usually sell for $10 were listed on online marketplaces for up to $400.

Before Thursday’s announcement, EBay said it had been “taking action to mitigate the inflated price of masks listed on the site.” The online marketplace was pulling listings for face masks that exceeded $7.50 per mask -- about 10 times the usual 75 cents.

Yes BUT many insanely priced listings are still up. Clorox wipes $80-100; Lysol wipes $40-80!!! Report, report!
 
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They're asking how much for this bathing suit? I don't care that it's Chanel, it's still grossly overpriced.
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