Funny, weird, bad listings list!

[mari_merry]

:greengrin:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Winning-lot...294257?hash=item4af729d6f1:g:LB0AAOSwYIhWlSmJ

So Wednesday comes & goes, and it's not a winning ticket, does it qualify for SNAD? (just kidding)

 

[KayuuKathey]

:greengrin:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Winning-lot...294257?hash=item4af729d6f1:g:LB0AAOSwYIhWlSmJ

So Wednesday comes & goes, and it's not a winning ticket, does it qualify for SNAD? (just kidding)

Now ive truly seen it all.
Its like those spam emails, pay $1000 for a million dollar jackpot you "won in the UK" :lolots: I cant

 

[KayuuKathey]

But look at another, 9 bids!!! LOL

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worthless-Powerball-Lottery-Losing-Ticket-wrinkled-covered-in-dried-tears-/321971816054?hash=item4af7040676:g:FfYAAOSwYIhWkd~8

 

[Jennie's Aunt]

But look at another, 9 bids!!! LOL

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worthless-Powerball-Lottery-Losing-Ticket-wrinkled-covered-in-dried-tears-/321971816054?hash=item4af7040676:g:FfYAAOSwYIhWkd~8

There is a sucker born every minute ... in this case - 9 of them!

 

[LolasCloset]

Hmm. I dunno about this, even if it is a "Very condition bargain". A nude cookout sounds a bit dangerous. Safety first!

"Ladies pigalle Christian louboutin.100 % authentic nude cookout with gold tips. Classic
Very condition bargain!!!"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/christian...4ba69e0&pid=100005&rk=1&rkt=6&sd=331750977132

 

[Notorious Pink]

Hmm. I dunno about this, even if it is a "Very condition bargain". A nude cookout sounds a bit dangerous. Safety first!

"Ladies pigalle Christian louboutin.100 % authentic nude cookout with gold tips. Classic
Very condition bargain!!!"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/christian...4ba69e0&pid=100005&rk=1&rkt=6&sd=331750977132

The shoes look VERY condition bargain! [emoji106]🏼 I'm not familiar with the cookout style, but am a huge fan of bad translations. [emoji38]

 

[pinkhamster]

Love the listing title. If I was in California, I might actually even consider it!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Who-Wants-A-Tiki-/131714004587?hash=item1eaac4366b:g:t-kAAOSwa-dWmp7i

 

[SweetDaisy05]

The rank description made me laugh. I never thought a seller would use "junk" to describe bad condition bags. The descriptions are usually jazzed-up.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Auth-LOUIS-...hash=item1eab333def:m:mZjk9ZmyK3BbhAN6PAdtIfg

 

[Catbird9]

The rank description made me laugh. I never thought a seller would use "junk" to describe bad condition bags. The descriptions are usually jazzed-up.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Auth-LOUIS-...hash=item1eab333def:m:mZjk9ZmyK3BbhAN6PAdtIfg

Those rank descriptions are hilarious!

"Item Rank will rank body, regarding supplies as long as this is not."

 

[BeenBurned]

The rank description made me laugh. I never thought a seller would use "junk" to describe bad condition bags. The descriptions are usually jazzed-up.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Auth-LOUIS-...hash=item1eab333def:m:mZjk9ZmyK3BbhAN6PAdtIfg

Those rank descriptions are hilarious!

"Item Rank will rank body, regarding supplies as long as this is not."

That must be translation software!

 

[SweetDaisy05]

That must be translation software!

That's some bad software. It brought some humor into my life, so I thank whoever created it.

 

[Nikki_]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SELF-GLAZIN...271303?hash=item25b67a7f87:g:KbIAAOSwXshWqi95

:weird:

 

[Sssy]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SELF-GLAZIN...271303?hash=item25b67a7f87:g:KbIAAOSwXshWqi95

:weird:

Some people see 'self glazing' everywhere Soon they will sell bananas, giggling like crazy

Nice to 'see' you, Nikki_

 

[Catbird9]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SELF-GLAZIN...271303?hash=item25b67a7f87:g:KbIAAOSwXshWqi95

:weird:

Somehow, that has forever changed how I see glazed donuts.

 

[Tropigal3]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SELF-GLAZIN...271303?hash=item25b67a7f87:g:KbIAAOSwXshWqi95

:weird:

Geez that's so stupid. Now I've seen (almost) everything!