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Monday, March 28th 2011
Charlie Sheen Killed A Pug?!!!

The block in hell reserved exclusively for pug murderers just got a Charlie Sheen nameplate bonded to the bars of one of its cells, because TMZ is saying that a wrinkly faced dog is snoring in heaven thanks to the ash-fisted alley cat troll. Charlie Sheen spewed out this Tweet earlier this morning after his ex-wife Denise Richards refused to hand over the pug that was living at a house. It's not that Denise is afraid the tiger blood in Charlie's system will take over and he'll eat the face off her pug. Denise is afraid that her pug will die of malnourishment after weeks of trying to survive on cigarette butts, shower water stuck between the tiles and old crack rock residue. This is what allegedly happened to Denise's other pug. Yeah, I'm not even done telling this story and it's already getting 5 out of 5 sad pugs:

When Denise and Charlie split up, she let him take care of her 2 pugs so that their daughters could play with them at his house during visits. The pugs were doing okay until Charlie's chandelier-murdering breakout at the Plaza hotel. Shortly after that, Denise started hearing that her pugs weren't being fed and were in a bad way. Denise rescued her dogs from Charlie, but sadly one died of malnourishment. And now Charlie wants the other pug to be the mascot of his tour bus, so he wants it back. Denise isn't going to let that happen.

Julian Sands is the only warlock in my eyes, and he wears specially made silk gloves when he pets a pug out of fear that he'll be too rough with it. And Charlie Sheen let one die a slow painful death?! If this is true, who in Satan's **** hell does he think he is? Ina Garten?!

I could sprain my finger tips from writing all the things that should happen to Charlie Sheen, but instead I'll just say that I hope he comes back as one of Parasite Hilton's dogs in his next life.
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#1,309
I can't even believe what I read! Malnourished?! Oh yeah, he's really a fit parent! Can you imagine what would have happened to those kids if they didn't have nannies?! He probably would have killed one of them too! Disgusting!
 
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Not exactly surprising. We know he has a thing for Porn people.

So exactly what ARE your qualifications? Porn star Isis Taylor is in line to become Charlie Sheen's new 'intern'
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 11:11 AM on 30th March 2011
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Charlie Sheen may have received over 74,000 applications from hopefuls looking to become his new social media intern - but one in particular stood out.

Actress Isis Taylor - who is well-known in the adult film industry - recently revealed that she was one of the lucky applicants who had made it through to the next round.

And given Sheen's well-documented fondness for porn stars, the 21-year-old's application has been attracting a lot of interest.
Girl for the job? Porn star Isis Taylor is hoping to become Charlie Sheen's next intern after making it to the second round of applicants
Isis recently announced on her Twitter page that she was through to the next round - and that she was ready to take on the challenge.
'Made to the second round #winning!' she told her followers, and later added, 'People asking if I'm ready to be Charlie Sheen intern....Hell yeah I am!'
And she has been quick to dispel any suggestion that she might not be qualified for the post, telling website TMZ, 'I'll do your social media right!'

Hopeful: The 21-year-old recently announced on her Twitter page that she had made it to the next round
More than 74,000 people from 181 countries applied for the internship after it was posted online earlier this month.

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The actor is looking for one brave soul to undertake an eight-week paid internship to promote and develop the social media network of 'Hollywood's most trending celebrity'.
Sheen said he is looking for a 'hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful individual' to work closely with him.


He's the boss: Charlie said on the original advert he was looking for a 'hard-working, creative' individual to manage his social media

'The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers,' said the advert.

The actor has made the Guinness Book of World Records for being the fastest to reach 1million followers on Twitter in just over 24 hours.

He now has over 2.3million hooked onto his tweets.
The original advert: More than 74,000 people responded to the Tiger Blood ad when it was posted online
One person who does not appear to have the job, however, is Belfast student Jonny Campbell, who has admitted that a report saying he had been selected for the post was a hoax.
The Belfast Telegraph had reported that the 25-year-old, who studies at the University of Ulster, had won, after he mocked up an email which allegedly named him as the successful candidate.
However he has since admtted that the ruse was simply research as part of his masters course.
Not the winner: Belfast student Jonny Campbell admitted his report saying he had won the job of intern was a hoax
'Anyone who knows me and the research I have been conducting on the masters will know that my focus has been on social media and the cult of celebrity,' he explained.

'I am interested in the public's fascination with celebrity. Social media now plays a huge role in celebrity status. This social phenomenon has been something I wanted to further research and the Charlie Sheen internship provided me the perfect platform to do this.

'Essentially I wanted to leverage the tools celebrities utilise - Twitter, Facebook and YouTube - to publicise my story.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Charlie-Sheens-new-intern.html#ixzz1I6PWcEgB
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mrsadkins9399 said:
His show here in Detroit BOMBED. People are pissed and demanding refunds.
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does that surprise anyone?
I knew when he announced he was going on the road that the show would bomb -- what the heck can he do for 90 minutes-2 hours??

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110403/ap_en_ot/us_sheen_on_tour


DETROIT – Charlie Sheen and his "goddesses" took the stage to thunderous applause Saturday night for the first leg of his "Torpedo of Truth" tour. The 70-minute show hadn't even ended when the first reviews were in, and they were brutal.

The former "Two and a Half Men" star showed that comedic success on the screen doesn't necessarily translate to the stage, and the capacity crowd at the 5,100-seat Fox Theatre rebelled before he left the stage, chanting "refund!" and walking out in droves.

Linda Fugate, 47, of the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park, walked outside and up the block yelling, "I want my money back!"

She said she paid $150 for two seats.

"I was hoping for something. I didn't think it would be this bad."

Fans who gathered outside the theater before the doors opened Saturday — some who had to fly in for the show — said they were hoping to see the increasingly eccentric actor deliver some of the colorful rants that have made him an Internet star since his ugly falling out with CBS and the producers of "Two and a Half Men."

They got the ranting. It just wasn't funny.

"I expected him to at least entertainment a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting," said Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.

Promising to give fans "the real story," the 45-year-old Sheen kicked off a month-long, 20-city tour Saturday night, with the second show scheduled for Sunday in Chicago.

The show started well for Sheen, as the crowd stood and cheered as he and the women he calls his "goddesses" took the stage. The women, one a former porn star and the other an actress, carried signs with the words "War" and "Lock," references to one of the catchphrases Sheen recently coined.

"I don't see a single empty seat," he said.

After one audience member booed, Sheen sanguinely replied, "I've already got your money, dude."

He tried on a bowling shirt like one his TV character Charlie Harper would wear, then took it off and had his goddesses burn it. He then donned a Detroit Tigers No. 99 jersey, a reference to his role in the film "Major League."

He told everyone he wanted them to enjoy "a night of winning." Winning, in fact, was one of many of Sheen's catchphrases to be displayed in a video montage. Others: "Violent hatred" and "Adonis DNA."

Sheen had said rapper Snoop Dogg would perform at the show, but he didn't. Instead, the show ended with a video for a new Snoop Dogg song before the lights went on.

Toronto-area resident Ronnie Prentice was among several fans outside the theater who said they were hoping to see Sheen rant.

"It's kind of like a NASCAR race. You're just tuning in because you're just waiting for the accident to happen," said Ronnie Prentice, 37.

Adam Hawke said he bought a ticket for the same reason.

"He might be doing something really crazy," said Hawke, 47, who works in the construction business and lives in Michigan. "He's a wreck. That's half the draw."

Geoff Rezek, 69, flew in from New York to see what he believed was going to be "history in the making."

"I wouldn't miss the first show. Who knows if there's going to be a second show?" said Rezek, a computer consultant from Connecticut, who said he also bought a ticket for Sheen's show next week in his home state.

Sheen has made headlines in recent years as much for his drug use, failed marriages, custody disputes and run-ins with the police as for his acting. His father, actor Martin Sheen, has compared his son's fight against addiction to that of a cancer patient's fight for survival.

In August, Sheen pleaded guilty in Aspen, Colo., to misdemeanor third-degree assault after a Christmas Day altercation with his third wife, Brooke Mueller. The couple recently finalized their divorce.

The wayward star's behavior, which included lashing out at the show's producer, Chuck Lorre, finally became too much for Warner Bros. Television, which booted him from "Two and a Half Men" on March 7.

Sheen fired back with a $100 million lawsuit and all-out media assault in which he informed the world about his standing as a "rock star from Mars" and a "warlock" with "Adonis DNA" who lives with two "goddesses" — both of whom he said would be at the Detroit show.

His unique banter and catchphrases — think "winning" — have spread over the Internet and onto T-shirts, more than a few of which are expected to be sold on the tour, which wraps up May 3 in Seattle after stops in Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Houston, New York, San Francisco and others. Sheen has said the Detroit show, where tickets cost $45 to $80, sold out.

"I am bringing `My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option' show out to you in the battlefield," Sheen said in a video announcing the tour. "If you're winning, I'll see you there. Trolls need not apply. ... Buy your ticket. Take the ride. And the ride will take you."
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#1,318
sorry, but i dont feel sorry for the people who bought tickets to this.
he was at best a lunatic and at worst a very sick addict on a derailing train. Neither are entertainment, nor should they be. I hope he goes away for a while.
 
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More details of the disaster, a/k/a Charlie Sheen "LIVE"!

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b234399_charlie_sheen_opens_circus_his_tent.html?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories

Charlie Sheen debuted his highly hyped "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" tour at Detroit's Fox Theatre on Saturday night in front of a sold-out crowd that went from giving the star standing ovations to showering him with boos and finally crying "refund!"

So was it a winning performance? Not so much.

MORE: Details on Charlie Sheen's "Shocking" Tour

Things began inauspiciously. Comedian Kirk Fox came on at 8:10 pm to warm up the boisterous crowd, most of whom spent a lot of time booing the poor guy.

A few minutes later, Charlie came out and tried to save Fox by kissing him Jimmy Kimmel-style, saying: "Celebrate this man. I'll be right back, I promise." But as it turned out, that may have been the high point of the evening.

Charlie returned to start the show around nine, bringing out goddesses Nat and Bree in "Winning" T-shirts and had them make out. (OK, maybe that was the high point.) Later, the goddesses burned one of his trademark Two and a Half Men shirts. The show quickly devolved into a pastiche of movie clips (Jaws, Dirty Harry, Platoon, etc.), odd skits and erratic pronouncements.

Delivering a long, rambling faux-Presidential address, his "Manny-Fest-Oh," Sheen seemed to lose the crowd, and about 20 minutes into his address the boos began raining down in earnest.

The next set piece on the video screen was "Stalker Vids," a collection of random news clips, fan-generated videos referencing drugs and an animation of the "Call of Duty" video being played to Sheen voiceovers. "Winning!" All set to drum-and-bass music thumping.

After that, Charlie came down to sit in the front row to watch a short film titled "RPG" (Rocket Propelled Grenade). "It's about redemption," Sheen explained.

But about 5 minutes into it, the boos drowned out the film too.

So Sheen came out, played catch with a former baseball player, and apologized. "OK, so RPG is a bomb. Whatever! Tonight is an experiment."

And after a few more skits and bits, the crowd really began to turn on Sheen, shouting insults amid the steady chorus of boos.

Sheen finally snapped, "Park your voices for one second and pay attention to the man you paid to see. Tell the guy next to you to stop booing because he's ruining it for the rest of ya."

Sheen, clearly flustered, went off script and told the crowd he was "calling an audible" and changed course. But the crowd's reception didn't improve as a rapper performed before introducing a video by Snoop Dogg of Sheen's new song, "Winning." But by then Sheen had even lost most of his diehard fans. And when it ended at 10:10 pm, the house lights came up without explanation or announcement and the show was over.

"I'm not impressed. I was expecting more because of all the hype," concert-goer Tricia Price told E! News after the show. "Big train wreck."

"I felt bad for him," said her husband Don Price. "It was so bad I wanted to run up there and rescue him."

The sold-out show was the first of 22 he is scheduled to perform across the U.S. and Canada over the next month. Former Korn guitarist Rob Patterson provided musical interludes on guitar.

The 4,700-seat theatre was officially sold out, with hundreds of fans paying up to $575 for a backstage meet-and-greet package. Tickets ranged from $35 in the balcony to about $80 for premium seats. Sheen had announced on his website that he would be donating $1 from every ticket to sold to the Red Cross Japanese Earthquake Relief Fund. So at least the show did someone some good.

The warlock now heads to Chicago for a Sunday night show, with the tour scheduled to continue until May 3 in Seattle.

Postscript
More than 15 minutes after the show inexplicably ended (ushers were literally vacuuming carpets), Charlie came back out on stage!

He greeted the approximately 500 remaining fans and took pics for two minutes. "Thank you all!" he said and then abruptly walked off. He seemed subdued and bummed out as security scrambled to get him off.
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