bagnshoofetish said:whats all this talk about my toes?
This thread is cracking me up. I never knew that there is such a name for this problem. I only know you get it when you wear something too tight.
Camel Toe: how to avoid it?
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This thread is cracking me up. I never knew that there is such a name for this problem. I only know you get it when you wear something too tight.
ayla said:Has anyone ever heard the Camel Toe song ? It's quite funny and I would highly recommend it to anyone who is bored ! Some prize winning exerpts include
" I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe"
" girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants"
But sorry, no advice from me. Maybe carry a large bag so you can always shield yourself from scrutiny ?
nativenydesigns said:A BUSINESS CARD ?!?!?!?!?!
where is Selena when we need her?
Business card!?!?! And I thought paper cuts hurt like a ***** before! (Imagine a paper cut 'down there.' OWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Adriane said:Just in case there is anyone out there who doesn't want to avoid it!
Again, sorry, I just couldn't resist!
HAHA! "Couger model comes with built-in bottle opener!"
Now THAT's a party trick!
(*snicker* And I thought nothing could beat the ping pong ball trick!)
"Annie, could you open my beer for me?"
"Sure!"
I see his prizes, but where's his cash? (Is it hanging inside out and backwards or something? It's doing something that I never thought was humanly possible!)Greentea said:
And call it a "Cute little vagina" in the process!aprild said:Whatever that thing is called I'm sure Dr. Rey(Dr.90210) can fix it.
(I heard him say that and I was like:
)I mean, I've heard of doctor / patient relationships but that's RIDICULOUS!
Sorry I have to bump this thread up again, LOL.
I just wrote about it in the 'Words and Wisdom of the tPf' thread and I thought that everyone should read it again because I am still cracking up at this thread even though this is my second time reading it!
I just wrote about it in the 'Words and Wisdom of the tPf' thread and I thought that everyone should read it again because I am still cracking up at this thread even though this is my second time reading it!
