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#976
mere girl said:
2005 black day butt...

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Oh gee....this black Day is melting. It is oozing with so much dark confidence it could rightly be called a Night as well. Well done, Mere.

+1 point for flashing a bit of 05 our way
 
#979
maxxout said:
Those itty bitty butts are beyond. And the new Lagon is a dreamy pool of loveliness. It has a great future in the wrinkly, distressed butt business.

+1 point for messing with scale
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Very deserving of the extra point. That tiny butt is adorable.....and adorable is a word I usually do not combine in a sentence with butt.
 
#981
MAGJES said:
Very deserving of the extra point. That tiny butt is adorable.....and adorable is a word I usually do not combine in a sentence with butt.
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Yes, only once have I seen this combination. It was thus:

"Whilst strolling in the park, I saw a lovely bench and proceeded to position my butt down next to an adorable chipmunk."


I believe it was Shakespeare.
 
#982
jooon said:
Maxxout, you totally OWN this page! Are we allowed to give the judge points???
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Yes, by all means…and I mean ALL means. Jump right in. Naturally, I am the official and unofficial, and possibly uninvited Judge of the butts here, however, I could develop a position for you…a promotion to assistant butt judge (I guess that would be a promotion from butt observer or lurker, possibly stalker). It is a difficult job navigating in these treacherous butt waters (no, that’s not right, let's go with ‘sea of butts’) but if you do your homework, develop a discerning eye and display a keen knowledge of butt history you may someday rise to the highest level in butt criticism and possibly replace the current judge (as age gives way to butt senility).

So, indeed, let us partner up and award points (or not) to these brave and beautiful butts that make their way to this lusty and tasteful exhibition. Yes, lusty AND tasteful. There’s an art to this.

Of course, Judge will need to oversee assistant butt judge in the beginning and make helpful comments to guide the young and possibly restless newcomer.







So, guess what. Judge just reread your post and completely missed your point. You wish to judge the judge…..not BE a judge. See what a tiny little innocent word like “the” can do? You wish to give THE judge points, not to give judge points.

This is how wars are started.

Well….there is no way all this writing is going to be deleted. Judge has only so much critical mass so either you will now have to be assistant to the judge (see how you used to be assistant judge?) (Thanks “Office”) OR you can judge a few butts, make horrible decisions then resign, OR develop a butt time machine and never have posted in the first place. See how this is all the fault of the innocent and never the judges fault? Sound familiar?


Judge is sad to be left all alone on the bench, on the other hand, is relieved to reign unchallenged.



(it isn't really that lonely at the top)
 
#984
maxxout said:
Those itty bitty butts are beyond. And the new Lagon is a dreamy pool of loveliness. It has a great future in the wrinkly, distressed butt business.

+1 point for messing with scale
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:woot: An extra point!

I agree that Lagon's future in the butt business is bright! I'm so tempted to wear it so as to reveal its butt half the time.
 
#985
Despite the subject, I still find this post quite entertaining and delish !!

I am very amused.:smile1:



maxxout said:
Yes, by all means…and I mean ALL means. Jump right in. Naturally, I am the official and unofficial, and possibly uninvited Judge of the butts here, however, I could develop a position for you…a promotion to assistant butt judge (I guess that would be a promotion from butt observer or lurker, possibly stalker). It is a difficult job navigating in these treacherous butt waters (no, that’s not right, let's go with ‘sea of butts’) but if you do your homework, develop a discerning eye and display a keen knowledge of butt history you may someday rise to the highest level in butt criticism and possibly replace the current judge (as age gives way to butt senility).

So, indeed, let us partner up and award points (or not) to these brave and beautiful butts that make their way to this lusty and tasteful exhibition. Yes, lusty AND tasteful. There’s an art to this.

Of course, Judge will need to oversee assistant butt judge in the beginning and make helpful comments to guide the young and possibly restless newcomer.







So, guess what. Judge just reread your post and completely missed your point. You wish to judge the judge…..not BE a judge. See what a tiny little innocent word like “the” can do? You wish to give THE judge points, not to give judge points.

This is how wars are started.

Well….there is no way all this writing is going to be deleted. Judge has only so much critical mass so either you will now have to be assistant to the judge (see how you used to be assistant judge?) (Thanks “Office”) OR you can judge a few butts, make horrible decisions then resign, OR develop a butt time machine and never have posted in the first place. See how this is all the fault of the innocent and never the judges fault? Sound familiar?


Judge is sad to be left all alone on the bench, on the other hand, is relieved to reign unchallenged.



(it isn't really that lonely at the top)
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