By popular demand: SHOW US YOUR BUTTS!

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Oh, most gracious and kind Judge,:dothewave:
I approach with only the most reverence and awe for your posterior pondering skills, your ability to negotiate the nether side of the Bals, to hone the hind-ends, to arbitrate the ars...
wait--lest I be accused of being long winded, or worse, a NOVELIST, may I please direct your attention to the most recent of my acquisitions. I would not, in any way, want to influence you in favor of my little Olive's backside, but please consider the smoosh, the wrinkle, the folds and behold....... 05 Olive City (surprise!!!!!!--got a little extra time for loaning my Thesaurus to the warden).
 

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Oh, most gracious and kind Judge,:dothewave:
I approach with only the most reverence and awe for your posterior pondering skills, your ability to negotiate the nether side of the Bals, to hone the hind-ends, to arbitrate the ars...
wait--lest I be accused of being long winded, or worse, a NOVELIST, may I please direct your attention to the most recent of my acquisitions. I would not, in any way, want to influence you in favor of my little Olive's backside, but please consider the smoosh, the wrinkle, the folds and behold....... 05 Olive City (surprise!!!!!!--got a little extra time for loaning my Thesaurus to the warden).


This definitely gets you time in the Exercise Yard but I really don't think I would be showing this...in prison.
But, back to the judging. This is a scrumptious, tantalizing, alluring piece of 05 magnificence.

+1 point for jumping on the oldies wagon
+ 2 points for using big words in entertaining sequence

(nice detail)
 
This definitely gets you time in the Exercise Yard but I really don't think I would be showing this...in prison.
But, back to the judging. This is a scrumptious, tantalizing, alluring piece of 05 magnificence.

+1 point for jumping on the oldies wagon
+ 2 points for using big words in entertaining sequence

(nice detail)

You are a generous person for putting up with me, maxxout. What would I do without the Forum? :p
 
:roflmfao: Sometimes I wonder what I would do without the forum also. Shows what a life we have huh..or an insanely ridiculous obsession to others!

So true, yoyo--but doesn't it feel great to know you're not alone? I know what a relief it was for me when I found out there were others out there like me. I still remember reading the Chanel thread (I think) where the woman had her husband build a special room in their house to showcase her very impressive collection of bags. Now that is a language I definitely speak, not that I have my own Bag Room (although my DH would argue that one about our closet).
 
So true, yoyo--but doesn't it feel great to know you're not alone? I know what a relief it was for me when I found out there were others out there like me. I still remember reading the Chanel thread (I think) where the woman had her husband build a special room in their house to showcase her very impressive collection of bags. Now that is a language I definitely speak, not that I have my own Bag Room (although my DH would argue that one about our closet).

Lmao!! My fiance says I take up all the space in the closet with my bags.

But Shelz, it sure is a relief to know there are others out there like us. Look at all the new friends you make from all around the world! :D
 
Lmao!! My fiance says I take up all the space in the closet with my bags.

But Shelz, it sure is a relief to know there are others out there like us. Look at all the new friends you make from all around the world! :D

I know--new friends are WAAAYYYY better than new bags, and that's really saying something when it comes from people like us:hugs:!
 
Doesn't Charbon GGH have a fab behind...one of the best backsides I have seen!! So thick, soft and wrinkly! May I add it smells divine also :laugh:
 

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Doesn't Charbon GGH have a fab behind...one of the best backsides I have seen!! So thick, soft and wrinkly! May I add it smells divine also :laugh:

So......your 'entry' smells divine, huh? (meaning the butt you are entering, that is) Perhaps that fiancé of yours will make more room in that closet considering the fragrent butt of which you are now in possession.
Beautiful leather and gleaming gold. Yum.


+ 1 point for breaking the olfactory barrier.
 
So......your 'entry' smells divine, huh? (meaning the butt you are entering, that is) Perhaps that fiancé of yours will make more room in that closet considering the fragrent butt of which you are now in possession.
Beautiful leather and gleaming gold. Yum.


+ 1 point for breaking the olfactory barrier.

:laugh: you are so witty maxxout!
 
Butts galore just for my pumpkin!

Let's start with tiny butts and move up from there...

2012 Jacynthe Tiny City
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2012 Rose Thulian Tiny City
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2009 Raisin Mini Mini
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2012 Lagon GSH Town
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Butts galore just for my pumpkin!

Let's start with tiny butts and move up from there...

2012 Jacynthe Tiny City
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2012 Rose Thulian Tiny City
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2009 Raisin Mini Mini
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2012 Lagon GSH Town
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Those itty bitty butts are beyond. And the new Lagon is a dreamy pool of loveliness. It has a great future in the wrinkly, distressed butt business.

+1 point for messing with scale
 
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