Oh, most gracious and kind Judge,
I approach with only the most reverence and awe for your posterior pondering skills, your ability to negotiate the nether side of the Bals, to hone the hind-ends, to arbitrate the ars...
wait--lest I be accused of being long winded, or worse, a NOVELIST, may I please direct your attention to the most recent of my acquisitions. I would not, in any way, want to influence you in favor of my little Olive's backside, but please consider the smoosh, the wrinkle, the folds and behold....... 05 Olive City (surprise!!!!!!--got a little extra time for loaning my Thesaurus to the warden).

I approach with only the most reverence and awe for your posterior pondering skills, your ability to negotiate the nether side of the Bals, to hone the hind-ends, to arbitrate the ars...
wait--lest I be accused of being long winded, or worse, a NOVELIST, may I please direct your attention to the most recent of my acquisitions. I would not, in any way, want to influence you in favor of my little Olive's backside, but please consider the smoosh, the wrinkle, the folds and behold....... 05 Olive City (surprise!!!!!!--got a little extra time for loaning my Thesaurus to the warden).