I know what you mean, as soon as I started falling for the B-bag, I noticed a lot of imitations around, and most of all with very young gals, it's just like the MC speedy. But I guess the bottom line is if you like a bag enough, you wouldn't care.
Every popular bag will not suit each of us; it sounds like the b-bags just truly are not your cup of tea - return them then.
They are too expensive to have a so-so relationship with them.
With so many brand and style options out there you are sure to find something you love, and for pete's sake, you have a fab gucci and BV to keep you occupied for the time being. you don't have to buy anything new for a while after those two stunners.