Alexander Skarsgård XIV

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BagBerry13 said:
Oooh, right! Now you've said it, nipple action all season long. That's what I'm hoping for. Did you see the cap of him standing topless behind Sookie? GOLD!!! I tell you gold!

You mean I shouldn't put a horse head in Alan Ball's bed? Damn, what should I do with it now? Who needs a bleeding horse head?

ETA: How did you like the fanfic?
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:graucho::yahoo::woot:

how about KB?? and then we could put in some voodoo action to finally let go of Alex! ;)

and the fanfic was AMAZING!!! thanks!

ETA: of course I meant to finally let HER go of Alex (since I won't be able to do that)...
 
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Here is Lainey's take on the SD trailer (ETA sorry, didn't realize it had been posted already too much to catch up on after a weekend away with no internet)

Straw Dogs trailer
Alexander Skarsgard is expected in Cannes for Lars von Trier's latest Melancholia with Kirsten Dunst. His girlfriend Kate Bosworth's name has appeared on virtually every tip-sheet for every party here so far. A tip-sheet is a list of celebrities that publicists send out in advance of an event to let you know who's attending. Half of it is usually full of sh-t; you have to remember, they need to get the media there for whatever it is they're promoting and will sometimes bend the truth a little to their advantage. Example: "we called Leo D's rep and she said "maybe" so let's include him on the tip-sheet because he'll draw all the press". I'm always skeptical when I see Leo D's name on a list. He doesn't usually telegraph his movements like that. I am however never skeptical when I see Kate Bosworth's. She really does show up just because.

The excuse for coming to Cannes might be to work some free press for Straw Dogs, her upcoming movie with Alex and James Marsden, scheduled to open in September. Have received several requests for my thoughts on the trailer which was just released. So I just watched it. My first thought is that her body is the main event. She looks hot. That's the point. I guess? That this is ultimately what they're fighting over? A hot blonde in a sweaty shirt, running in bare feet? Yes?

I choose to regard this movie as simply a vehicle for Kate Bosworth's modelling career. Because honestly if it wants to be anything else, it may want to avoid these kinds of captions:

"But once you're pushed to the limit you'll know who you really are."

"This Fall unleash your rage."

REALLY?

People still respond to sh-t like that?

They don't laugh?

I laughed.

UNLEASH YOUR RAGE???

You give me derivative and I'll give you stupid assumptions right back. It's a derivative villain, it's a derivative story, it's a derivative female lead who spends most of the trailer posing - in sexy mode, in cute mode, in frightened mode - and oh wait I've just found out that this is a remake. So… derivative is about right. I suppose then that this is why she has to show up to every party. The Kate Bosworths of the world can't afford to be selective.
 
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Saywatpepo said:
I am Good I am kinda feeling like this dude, (the feeling not the position) don't know who the hell he is but he seems to be in a good mood at the moment.

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Good Lawd...I so almost climaxed from just looking at that..:blushing: I swear...what this guy can do to me is OUT OF THIS WORLD :cloud9:

ETA: I soooo cannot take my head out of the gutter now....your gif makes me wanna go south on him and do some other things like RIGHT NOW :angel::blushing:
 
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VampFan said:
Here is Lainey's take on the SD trailer

Straw Dogs trailer
Alexander Skarsgard is expected in Cannes for Lars von Trier's latest Melancholia with Kirsten Dunst. His girlfriend Kate Bosworth's name has appeared on virtually every tip-sheet for every party here so far. A tip-sheet is a list of celebrities that publicists send out in advance of an event to let you know who's attending. Half of it is usually full of sh-t; you have to remember, they need to get the media there for whatever it is they're promoting and will sometimes bend the truth a little to their advantage. Example: "we called Leo D's rep and she said "maybe" so let's include him on the tip-sheet because he'll draw all the press". I'm always skeptical when I see Leo D's name on a list. He doesn't usually telegraph his movements like that. I am however never skeptical when I see Kate Bosworth's. She really does show up just because.

The excuse for coming to Cannes might be to work some free press for Straw Dogs, her upcoming movie with Alex and James Marsden, scheduled to open in September. Have received several requests for my thoughts on the trailer which was just released. So I just watched it. My first thought is that her body is the main event. She looks hot. That's the point. I guess? That this is ultimately what they're fighting over? A hot blonde in a sweaty shirt, running in bare feet? Yes?

I choose to regard this movie as simply a vehicle for Kate Bosworth's modelling career. Because honestly if it wants to be anything else, it may want to avoid these kinds of captions:

"But once you're pushed to the limit you'll know who you really are."

"This Fall unleash your rage."

REALLY?

People still respond to sh-t like that?

They don't laugh?

I laughed.

UNLEASH YOUR RAGE???

You give me derivative and I'll give you stupid assumptions right back. It's a derivative villain, it's a derivative story, it's a derivative female lead who spends most of the trailer posing - in sexy mode, in cute mode, in frightened mode - and oh wait I've just found out that this is a remake. So… derivative is about right. I suppose then that this is why she has to show up to every party. The Kate Bosworths of the world can't afford to be selective.
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Really Lainey I didn't know you were into old lady gay porn. Sadness but I guess she had to fish for something.

modelling for what? How do I get free boob plants.


UNLEASH YOUR RAGE??? REALLY!! WTF Is this the promo for a wrestling match. Well then let's get ready to thrown your cash away.:roflmfao:
Whatever to SD
 
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