Alexander Skarsgård VIII

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CalypsoAce said:
I have very little faith in Sookie's abilities as a camera operator...and I don't think we'd be needing a fluffer...I'm sure I could find something for her to do. Saywat, you have really put my mind in the gutter this morning. lol.
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Lol my mind been in the gutter ever since I started lusting after him. Sometimes it not me who speaks out. It's Vaga she always have something dirty to say to Alex.

I doubt it will be steady shots either, people would probably think there was a 5 point something going on in there. But nope it just me roughing up the Skarsgard.
Alex why would you left me rough you up?! You know that you would like. There is a guaranteed that if you don't like it, we will try and try again until you and I am pleased or dead.

I don't want you to be an unsatisfied customer not on my watch. FYI as for Sookeeh as flutter I would like to see her get inbetween that it will be a long wait between GP makes another appearance.
 
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Ok, I know we're staying off youknowwho as a topic, but since this thread is almost closed, I'll throw this in:

Dear Ted:
I read in Us Weekly that Kate Bosworth was "feeling really down and depressed" after learning about Orlando Bloom's marriage to Miranda Kerr. I would be a little angry also since he strung her along for four years and than dumped her. Any truth to Kate's sadness report?
—Co

Dear Feeling Kerrable:
While it's never a good feeling to see an ex tie the knot when you're still relatively single, Kate's got plenty more to worry about these days. Like, her rocky relaysh with Alexander Skarsgård, where the hell her movie career went and staying at a size-triple zero. That's a lot for a babe to worry about.
 
#4,972
CalypsoAce said:
I think Saywat has crossed out of the realm of Hugh Hefner...and into the land of Larry Flynt. The Hef is way too PC for Saywat. Although, I admit the mental image of Alex in bunny ears kindof does something for me. Is that weird?
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True. And Saywat never needed Viagra or a round bed to get the swerve on. But nothing weird about Alex in ears...or perhaps a collar..ok, I'll stop.
 
#4,973
scaredsquirrel said:
True. And Saywat never needed Viagra or a round bed to get the swerve on. But nothing weird about Alex in ears...or perhaps a collar..ok, I'll stop.
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LOL...I'll go one further, by musing that those...what does Saywat call them...ahhh I remember..."dimple dukes" are excellent guides for placing a fuzzy wuzzy bunny tail. Easy to center.

Oh dear god. I am supposed to be outlining something. Instead, I say..."NAY!, I will muse about Alexander Skarsgard dressed as a rabbit--ish!"
 
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scaredsquirrel said:
True. And Saywat never needed Viagra or a round bed to get the swerve on. But nothing weird about Alex in ears...or perhaps a collar..ok, I'll stop.
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Well, I won't! :D

Maybe some sexy dance, courtesy of Alex, in some really tight-fitting undies, the sailor hat, maybe a tie, and nothing else. I know it is cheesy, but it's making me giggle.
 
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I too like the bunny ears on AS. Maybe there is a whole other side to me that he could bring out.

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes and I am sure noone needs the blue pill here
 
#4,976
Bellalala said:
This is like True Blood After Dark
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More like True Boner after Dark.

scaredsquirrel said:
With Saywat as our very own Hugh Hefner, and Alex as all the playboy bunnies...
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baby Hugh got nothing on me but yeah I am the female version of Hugh and Alex would be my playmate for the whole year. Poor bunny I will be all over his carrot stick. They would have to surgery remove me. (No seriously surgery remove me)

CalypsoAce said:
I think Saywat has crossed out of the realm of Hugh Hefner...and into the land of Larry Flynt. The Hef is way too PC for Saywat. Although, I admit the mental image of Alex in bunny ears kindof does something for me. Is that weird?
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I am actually the mixture of both I am the smooth and class of Hugh but with that ounce of sleaze of Flint to get it right. Nothing is achieved by being a virgin all your life.

Hell no, shoot that's now on my things to add on to him when we get it on. Alex with bunny ears while we are doing the bunny hop.

scaredsquirrel said:
Ok, I know we're staying off youknowwho as a topic, but since this thread is almost closed, I'll throw this in:

Dear Ted:
I read in Us Weekly that Kate Bosworth was "feeling really down and depressed" after learning about Orlando Bloom's marriage to Miranda Kerr. I would be a little angry also since he strung her along for four years and than dumped her. Any truth to Kate's sadness report?
—Co

Dear Feeling Kerrable:
While it's never a good feeling to see an ex tie the knot when you're still relatively single, Kate's got plenty more to worry about these days. Like, her rocky relaysh with Alexander Skarsgård, where the hell her movie career went and staying at a size-triple zero. That's a lot for a babe to worry about.
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TC I bet he's now really excited that the relate is having a neehey, like Just Jack when he sees Cher OMG!!! OMG!!! I have a chance now, Sorry teddy Alex is so not into you.

scaredsquirrel said:
True. And Saywat never needed Viagra or a round bed to get the swerve on. But nothing weird about Alex in ears...or perhaps a collar..ok, I'll stop.
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How can/would I need viagra when Alex is around Why??? Look at him now Alex on the other and he might need like a truck load of that shizz and Doctor supervision when with me cause my appetite is high.

He keeps talking about lions so let's jungle it baby.
 
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CalypsoAce said:
LOL...I'll go one further, by musing that those...what does Saywat call them...ahhh I remember..."dimple dukes" are excellent guides for placing a fuzzy wuzzy bunny tail. Easy to center.

Oh dear god. I am supposed to be outlining something. Instead, I say..."NAY!, I will muse about Alexander Skarsgard dressed as a rabbit--ish!"
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Ah the dimple dukes make you want to mold those beauties doesn't it.
Hey Cal shop a nekkid Alex with Bunny ears. Desire!!! call it the bunny of the month Alexander skarsgard
 
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Santress said:
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Thanks Santress!!

CJ81 said:
Alex is looking rather thiiiiiin in the naval uniform pic don't you think?

I prefer him with a bit more weight on but he is still hot.

Oh how I would love to lick that part of his neck above the top button. Um - is that too much??!! :D
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IA, he is looking a little thin, but still lickable for sure! :graucho:
 
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Bellalala said:
I too like the bunny ears on AS. Maybe there is a whole other side to me that he could bring out.

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes and I am sure noone needs the blue pill here
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Doesn't the thought make you want to go into a rabbit hold with him for the whole winter and nibble on his er carrots. They say carrots are a great source of vitamin Cs if that is so I would like to try his er swedish carrot:nuts::graucho:
 
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Hey you nasty girls....
your dungeon sounds like loads of fun..I'm still dizzy from the Naval uniform picture..WOW!!! If KB is bummed I hope she doesn't see that pic or she will be suicidal..I hope the kissy kissy with the high school bf was worth it!!!!
 
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