I don't want to read him too often. I have this irrational fear that if I do read him too often, his website will try and force me to be gay when I'm straight...and no matter what I say, his website will continue to impose its sexual preference on me -- regardless of my undying love for meat and two veg -- and no matter now much I tell his website that I'm straight...it will keep believing that I'm gay or bi-sexual anyway...because it wants me to be like it...and won't accept me the way I am.
EDIT: I didn't want anyone to read that and think I have a orientation bias...it just seems like Ted wants Alex to be gay SO BAD...that he thinks he can will it via the interwebs.