Alexander Skarsgård VIII

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Gatorgurl said:
Alex: "Man this is a great concert"
Kate: "OH!!! I see a camera. MOVE! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY."
Alex: "What are you talking about?"
Kate: "That person wants my picture!!!:D
Alex: (thinking to himself) Ignore her and she will go away...Ignore her and she will go away.
Kate: WTH! I think that B*tch was in my SHOT. Her HEAD was in my SHOt.
Alex: Ignore her and she will go away...Ignore her and she will go away.
Kate: HEY YOU! Girl standing in the way of my shot! GO F*uc! Yourself.

And this is what I saw...I swear.;):p
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:lolots: :rofl:
 
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Gatorgurl said:
Alex: "Man this is a great concert"
Kate: "OH!!! I see a camera. MOVE! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY."
Alex: "What are you talking about?"
Kate: "That person wants my picture!!!:D
Alex: (thinking to himself) Ignore her and she will go away...Ignore her and she will go away.
Kate: WTH! I think that B*tch was in my SHOT. Her HEAD was in my SHOt.
Alex: Ignore her and she will go away...Ignore her and she will go away.
Kate: HEY YOU! Girl standing in the way of my shot! GO F*uc! Yourself.

And this is what I saw...I swear.;):p
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LOL Love this Funny.

But I hear this instead.

Alex: OMG!!! She is still here. I can still see her, I am too sober, must get more beer.
Twigs: Alex!!! Alex!!!
Alex: (pretending not to hear) Don't look over. I need more god damn beer.
Twigs: (scanning the crowds) OMG!!! There are so many cameras and cell phones here.OMG!!! I don't know which way to turn. (turns to Alex) Do you have any idea how much press we can er I can get from this?!
Alex: Her mouth is moving, I can still hear her. Why am I still god damn sober. Why is she still her?! I thought she would home already that's what she said. But she thought I didn't remember cause I was so drunk. Which I was but I heard it.
Twigs: (sweating heavily) OMG!!! That guy is staring at me. OMG!! He is taking out his cell phone. OMG!!! OMG!!! He pointing it at me. (mumbles to self) Pretend not to look, pretend not to look. Okay I feel a flash coming. Smug Face. Suck it fan girls he wants my Jello pudding, later I am going to hold on to his hands and make him love me.
Alex: OMG!! she is still talking. (Sees tent) Sweet!!! Beeeeeeer. (Turns to twigs.) I going to get drink like a viking I see you tomorrow. (Under his breath) Hopeful not.
Twigs: (Watching another cellphone guy)Okay honey don't forget I have to kiss your neck while a real photography is watching. Yeah I saw him.
Alex: Oh god I need beer NOW!!!
 
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Saywatpepo said:
LOL Love this Funny.

But I hear this instead.

Alex: OMG!!! She is still here. I can still see her, I am too sober, must get more beer.
Twigs: Alex!!! Alex!!!
Alex: (pretending not to hear) Don't look over. I need more god damn beer.
Twigs: (scanning the crowds) OMG!!! There are so many cameras and cell phones here.OMG!!! I don't know which way to turn. (turns to Alex) Do you have any idea how many press we can er I can get from this?!
Alex: Her mouth is moving, I can still hear her. Why am I still god damn sober. Why is she still her?! I thought she would home already that's what she said. But she thought I didn't remember cause I was so drunk. Which I was but I heard it.
Twigs: (sweating heavily) OMG!!! That guy is staring at me. OMG!! He is taking out his cell phone. OMG!!! OMG!!! He pointing it at me. (mumbles to self) Pretend not to look, pretend not to look. Okay I feel a flash coming. Smug Face. Suck it fan girls he wants my Jello pudding, later I am going to hold on to his hands and make him love me.
Alex: OMG!! she is still talking. (Sees tent) Sweet!!! Beeeeeeer. (Turns to twigs.) I going to get drink like a viking I see you tomorrow. (Under his breath) Hopeful not.
Twigs: (Watching another cellphone guy)Okay honey don't forget I have to kiss your neck while a real photography is watching. Yeah I saw him.
Alex: Oh god I need beer NOW!!!
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:lolots: Awesome SWP!!
 
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Saywatpepo said:
LOL Love this Funny.

But I hear this instead.

Alex: OMG!!! She is still here. I can still see her, I am too sober, must get more beer.
Twigs: Alex!!! Alex!!!
Alex: (pretending not to hear) Don't look over. I need more god damn beer.
Twigs: (scanning the crowds) OMG!!! There are so many cameras and cell phones here.OMG!!! I don't know which way to turn. (turns to Alex) Do you have any idea how many press we can er I can get from this?!
Alex: Her mouth is moving, I can still hear her. Why am I still god damn sober. Why is she still her?! I thought she would home already that's what she said. But she thought I didn't remember cause I was so drunk. Which I was but I heard it.
Twigs: (sweating heavily) OMG!!! That guy is staring at me. OMG!! He is taking out his cell phone. OMG!!! OMG!!! He pointing it at me. (mumbles to self) Pretend not to look, pretend not to look. Okay I feel a flash coming. Smug Face. Suck it fan girls he wants my Jello pudding, later I am going to hold on to his hands and make him love me.
Alex: OMG!! she is still talking. (Sees tent) Sweet!!! Beeeeeeer. (Turns to twigs.) I going to get drink like a viking I see you tomorrow. (Under his breath) Hopeful not.
Twigs: (Watching another cellphone guy)Okay honey don't forget I have to kiss your neck while a real photography is watching. Yeah I saw him.
Alex: Oh god I need beer NOW!!!
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We Must Continue...
Sales person: Hey...
Alex: I need a beer. NOW
Sales person: Ah...Sure. What kind...
Alex: I don't CARE! Give me some F*ucking alcohol. (Turns to see twiggs coming) Oh GOD! She is coming! Where can a VIKING get a beer around this god forsaken place!
Twiggs: Alex! Alex!
Alex: (Drinking his beer)
Twinggs: Alex did you see. Swedes LOVE me! Let me know you my pose. (She does her smug face model-reject pose)
Alex: Phhhhttt!!! Beer just went up my F*ucking nose! Dammit!
Twiggs: (To herself) He loves me sooo much that he can't even drink his beer straight.:love:
Alex to salesperson: I need a case of beer. (Turns to Kate) Alright listen. You can follow me but carry my beer and walk behind me. That helps keep the beer cold.
Twiggs: OK!:cloud9:
 
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Gatorgurl said:
We Must Continue...
Sales person: Hey...
Alex: I need a beer. NOW
Sales person: Ah...Sure. What kind...
Alex: I don't CARE! Give me some F*ucking alcohol. (Turns to see twiggs coming) Oh GOD! She is coming! Where can a VIKING get a beer around this god forsaken place!
Twiggs: Alex! Alex!
Alex: (Drinking his beer)
Twinggs: Alex did you see. Swedes LOVE me! Let me know you my pose. (She does her smug face model-reject pose)
Alex: Phhhhttt!!! Beer just went up my F*ucking nose! Dammit!
Twiggs: (To herself) He loves me sooo much that he can't even drink his beer straight.:love:
Alex to salesperson: I need a case of beer. (Turns to Kate) Alright listen. You can follow me but carry my beer and walk behind me. That helps keep the beer cold.
Twiggs: OK!:cloud9:
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:lolots: Keep 'em coming!! Love it!

Saywatpepo said:
LOL, Thanks Aniski but I swear he ignores so much it just too funny.
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It does seem that way! Which is why I don't understand why she still clings on...Seriously! You would think she would have some self-respect!
 
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Gatorgurl said:
We Must Continue...
Sales person: Hey...
Alex: I need a beer. NOW
Sales person: Ah...Sure. What kind...
Alex: I don't CARE! Give me some F*ucking alcohol. (Turns to see twiggs coming) Oh GOD! She is coming! Where can a VIKING get a beer around this god forsaken place!
Twiggs: Alex! Alex!
Alex: (Drinking his beer)
Twinggs: Alex did you see. Swedes LOVE me! Let me know you my pose. (She does her smug face model-reject pose)
Alex: Phhhhttt!!! Beer just went up my F*ucking nose! Dammit!
Twiggs: (To herself) He loves me sooo much that he can't even drink his beer straight.:love:
Alex to salesperson: I need a case of beer. (Turns to Kate) Alright listen. You can follow me but carry my beer and walk behind me. That helps keep the beers cold.
Twiggs: OK!:cloud9:
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We shall continue. Part 4

Alex: (turns around) Oh shizz she is gaining on me. F***K God, The beer is almost finish. I can still see her. (turns around) F**K F**K she has the other beer. Dammit.
Twigs: (falls down) Alex help me these 4 beers are too heavy. Alex!!! Alex!!
Alex: I am not going back down there, I not going back down there. (starts running)
Twigs: Alex where are you going?! (shouting) Alex!!! Alex!!!
ALex: I am going to find Gurra.. (running like the wind)
Twigs: But he is not here.
Alex: But I can hear him calling me. (still running)
Twigs: Awwww, he loves his brother, but he loves me more. (turns to two staring girl) He going to get me a jacket. he loves me you know.
Girl: Who?!
Twigs: Alexander Skarsgard.
Girl: Oh cool where is he?! (looks around, sees noone) I would like to ask him for a picture.
Twigs: I will tell him when I see him, but I will take one with you. (cue smug face)
Girl: Sorry who are you?!
Twigs: (Angry, steaming.) Stupid danish girl.
Girl: (confused) I am Swedish.
Twigs: Go fu*K yourself!!! (Stomps and storms off.) Ouch that hurts. I have to take my calcium pills.
 
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Saywatpepo said:
We shall continue. Part 4

Alex: (turns around) Oh shizz she is gaining on me. F***K God, The beer is almost finish. I can still see her. (turns around) F**K F**K she has the other beer. Dammit.
Twigs: (fell down) Alex help me these 4 beers are too heavy. Alex!!! Alex!!
Alex: I am not going back down there, I not going back down there. (starts running)
Twigs: Alex where are you going Alex!!! Alex!!!
ALex: I going to find Gurra.. (running like the wind)
Twigs: But he is not here.
Alex: But I can hear him calling me. (still running)
Twigs: Awwww, he loves his brother, but he loves me more. (turns to two staring girl) He going to get me jacket. he loves me you know.
Girl: who?!
Twigs: Alexander Skarsgard.
Girl: Oh cool where is he?! (looks around sees noone) I would like to ask him for a picture.
Twigs: I will tell him when I see him, but I will take one with you. (cue smug face)
Girl: Sorry who are you?!
Twigs: Angry, steaming. Stupid danish girl.
Girl: I am swedish(confused)
Twigs: Go fu*K yourself Stomps and storms off.
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Awesome!!! We should make a movie.
Part 5

Twiggs: (stomping and mumbling to herself) Stupid french people! Where the hell is Alex. (Out of the corner of her eye she sees Kirsten) Hey you! Where is my boyfriend?
Kirsten: What?
Twiggs: I know you are trying to take him. But he loves me. HE loves ME. And why not? Look at me! I am perfect.
Kirsten: (to herself) ...ly delusional. Look, the last time I saw Alex he was knocking some guy over and running off with his beer.
Twiggs: Fine! (stomps off)
Meanwhile, Alex
Alex: Dad! Dad! You gotta help me. (panting and out of breath) She...She...She...is everywhere. I can't escape.
Stellan: Ah...Alex. You need to listen better. When I said she was nice, that meant for you to RUN. Didn't you notice the terror in my eyes when I saw you walking with her?
ALex: Dad, what do I do. You have to help me.
Stellan: Come on, we will think of something. (They embrace) Alex? What is that beeping noise?
Alex: What?
Stellan: The beeping noise. It sounds like it is coming from your pants. (Alex looks down and begins digging through his pockets trying to find the source of the noise. He pulls out a black disk about the size of a small phone and notices a map and a bright flashing red light.)
Stellan: Is that a map? It looks like some sort of GPS type thing.
Alex: No. NOOOO!!! Its a tracking device!
Stellan: Quick! Throw it away!
(From the distance)
Twiggs: There you are Alex! Hey, did you find my jacket!
Stellan: I am sorry son! I just can't...I can't. I have to leave you.
Alex: Dad?
Stellan: Sorry
Alex: DAD! (Stellan turns and runs away) NOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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