i'm shocked that the Miami Herald would print this article.
would they run the chronicles of one of their reporters shopping for prostitutes and drugs in the back alleys of new york city, and then give tips on how to get really high quality products? (
" Avoid crack sellers on street corners, especially around Ground Zero or Times Square. They usually have really weak crack laced with dog poo." or
"Test every bag, unsnap each packet, and make sure the powder snorts smoothly and doesn't taste like cat litter.")
what's more, let's also post actual pictures of the illegal goods! that'll really show everyone what a quality publication we are!! (
"At left, a $30 crack whore inspired by Paris Hilton.")
i emailed this article to
coach, for what it counts.